Austin
Fat Bastard? But you're not fat anymore.
Fat Bastard
I went on the Subway diet. Y'know, just like Jared. I've lost 180 pounds.
Austin
Congratulations, baby.
Fat Bastard
Thank you. I do have a little bit of excess skin, though. Bit of a problem here, you know. And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
