Doctor Evil quotes
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I'm sorry, you want ice cream?
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[after seeing Number 3's mole] A-buh.
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Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.
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Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.
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Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you guys back there, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]
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One billion, gajillion, fafillion... shabadylu...mil...shabady......uh, yen.
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[After seeing Scott balding] Whoa!
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[After seeing that Mini-Me has switched sides] Mini-Me?
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[After Nigel tells a flashback about himself] Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy! [Hugs Nigel]
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[deleted scene where Dr Evil is stroking mr Bigglesworth] I like holding my kitty. Its like holding somebody's ass.