“You really are a Fat Bastard!” – Austin, Austin Powers in Goldmember ... Movie Quotes Database

Austin

[gets off the basket, feeling disgusted with dirty sumo diapers, accidentally reveals himself]

You really are a Fat Bastard!

Fat Bastard

You know, that hurts my feelings. I tried going on a diet. "The Zone", you know, "carbs are the enemy, and... [mumbles; notices Foxxy] Hey, who's your friend? Oh, I'd like to have a go with that filly. Do you find me sexy? [rubs his breasts erotically] Oh look at my titties! [moans]

Foxxy

[snarky]

Shut yo mouth!
[Fat Bastard spins and poses grossly]

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