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View Quote Jewel: Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
Linda: You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
Tulio: What?
Linda: ...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
Jewel: [she and Blu are running away from Nigel] Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu: Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel: [notices a crate] Duck!
Blu: No, ducks can fly.
Jewel: No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Blu: Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?!
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah… fun…
Mauro: You 2 are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu: Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Rafael: Come on, can't we all just get along?
Mauro: This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
Spoonbill: You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds: AND US!
Pedro: Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
Little Green Bird: [panicky] I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
Pedro: [battle cry] Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Linda: How do you know?
Fernando: Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
Linda: You?!
Fernando: I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
Linda: But, Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando: I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
Rafael: [flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
Blu: That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel: Okay...
Jewel: Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Jewel: Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel: I...
Nico: [he and Pedro fly down towards them] Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu: What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.
Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward…
Rafael: [to Blu and Jewel] Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
Blu: You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Pedro: Hey! That's a little too far.
Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu: Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
Jewel: [angrily] Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
Rafael: No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
Nigel: [catches Jewel as she is flying] Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel: Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel: Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
Jewel: Let go of me!
Pedro: [as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
Pedro: "Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Nico: Blu, help!
Pedro: Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
Rafael: I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved Carnaval.
Rafael: I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
Rafael: [Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival] Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro: She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Rafael: Come on!
Blu: Let's go get Jewel.

View Quote Blu: "Natural instincts." [scoffs] There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across a room. Well, I'll show him. Hmm. [reading a book about flying] I can do this. I just have to work out the physics. I have quadrated my vector angles. I have adjusted for wind shear. Positive reinforcement. Good. Okay. Let's see. Flaps open.[opens his wings] Perfect. Landing gear. [wiggles his claws] Check. Tail flaps. [flaps his tail] Operational. And, actually, not bad. [as he prepares to fly for the first time] This is it. Let's fly. Just keep it simple. Thrust, lift, drag and weight. Thrust, lift, drag, weight. [speeds up to get off the table] Thrust, lift, drag, weight. Thrust, lift, drag... W-w-w-wait! [gets scared and tries to stop himself, but instead falls from the table] [screams] [sighs, screams] Ow!
Linda: Blu? [To Blu] I promised I would always look out for you, didn't I? And have I ever broken a promise? [Blu looks at Linda in worry] I'm scared, too, but I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do. What do you say, Blu?
Linda and Blu: [mitate booming explosion]
[she holds out her hand in a punch, Blu touches his beak and punches his claw to her hand in agreement]
Linda: That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back before we even know it.
["Let Me Take You to Rio (Blu's Arrival)" plays]
Linda: Your turn, Blu. You don't want to get beak-burn.
Blu: [frightened gasp]
Linda: Whoa! What's going on here?
Tulio: You arrived in time for Carnival.
Linda: Carnival?
Tulio: Yes. It's the biggest party in the world. You know, a time to have fun and dance. [imitates rhythmic drumming]
Linda: [laughs] Oh, my. Is she a performer?
Tulio: No. In fact, she's my dentist. Dr. Barbosa!
Dentist Barbosa: Oy! Don't forget to floss, Tulio. [laughs]
Tulio: You got it! Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like that.
Linda: [chuckles] Not me.
Nico: ♪Oba, la, la, la, ya E, e, ei!♪ E ai? Tudo bom?
Blu: Oh. Um, oh, right. Uh, yeah. Aah! Uh... [slowly] [Nico and Pedro approach Blu] I am not from here.
Pedro: Hey, Nico. He's a tourist.
Nico: Funny, you don't look like one.
Blu: Really? I... I don't.
Pedro: Except you got pigeon doo-doo on your nose.
[Blu wipes the sun cream from his beak]
Blu: Oh, oh, oh, no, this is just SPF 3,000.
Nico: So are you here for Carnival?
Blu: Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet a... a girl.
Nico: Oh, a girl!
Pedro: Yes.
Nico: Little word of advice: you make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Blu: Oh, right.
Pedro: Yeah, it's all about swagger. You got to puff out that chest. Mmm! Swing that tail. [makes swishing noise] Eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk. [squawks]
Nico: But, first, we got to bust you out.
Blu: What?
Pedro: Yeah! I'm-a pop that cage open like a soda can.
[Pedro tries desperately to break the metal bar on the cage Blu's in]
Blu: No, no, no. Whoa! No, no, no, that's okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pedro: [grunting] You call that popping? Whew. This thing's robust.
Blu: No, no, no. No, guys., really. I'm fine. This cage is great. Love this cage.
[Pedro, exhausted, stops pounding the metal bar]
Pedro: Ta bom. Suit yourself. Hey, don't forget-- love hawk. [squawks] [he squawks and flies away with Nico] Bemvindo!
Blu: Yes. Yes, bem... [stammers] And... and to you, as well.

View Quote [dance music playing, festive yelling]
Birds: [laughter]
Kipo: Hey!
Nico: Welcome to paradise!
Rafael: Some party, huh?
Blu: [as they enter a club full of birds dancing and thumping with music] This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations.
Rafael: [laughs] I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.
Nico: E ai, galera? All right, everyone, listen up. Rafi has some special guests from out of town, and let's show them some love, because I don't think they get out much.
Pedro: Ya, ya, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap 'em as loud as you can! Flap 'em, clap 'em. I don't care, slap 'em. [squwaking]
Nico: Party in the Ipanema, baby.
["Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)" plays]
Jewel: What are you doing?
Blu: Uh, I don't know.
Rafael: All right, Blu! Hey, she likes you.
Blu: What are you talking about? Haven't you been listening?
Rafael: No, but I've been watching. Just be yourself. Go on.
Blu: [gasps]
Little Green Bird: ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
Monkeys: [chittering and hooting]
Mauro: [from trailer] You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu: Yeah. [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.] That was meant for you.
Rafael: Come on. Can we all just get along?
Mauro: This isn't your fight, big nose. [laughs, gasps]
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
Kipo: You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds: And us!
Pedro: Yeah, little King Kong.
[The monkeys and birds have an intense stare-off]
Little Green Bird: [panicky] I don't know what's going on here. [flies off]
Pedro: [breaking a stare-off] BIRDS VS. MONKEYS!
[The birds charge in.]
Mauro: Get them!
[The marmosets charge in.]
All: [shouting, grunting]
Monkey: [laughs, grunts]
Pedro: Yippee-kai-yay, monkey man!
Nico: Yeah!
Blu and Jewel: [asps]
Blu: [grunting]
Jewel: [gasps]
Mauro: Ohh!
Monkey: Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Giddyap!
Rafael: [grunting] Missed!
Monkey: [hooting, whooping]
Jewel: We got to go! [gasps]
Kipo: Need a lift?
Blu: Whoa!
Nico: [gasps] [whooping] [as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat] [laughs] Ooh! Take that, you funky monkey!
Blu and Jewel: [laughing, whooping]
Blu: [chuckles] Thank you!
Kipo: Anytime! Whoo-hoo!
Pedro: That's what I'm talking about!
Blu: [as they've gotten away from the monkeys] Man, we threw down!
Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice.
Nico: Thunder and lightnin'!
Pedro: Hip 'n' hop!
Blu: Cheese and sprinkles!
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
Blu: It's a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
Rafael: You see? Nothing you say makes any sense.

View Quote I've done some pretty awful things. The kind of things that could haunt a man when he sleeps. See, most people think our powers are gifts. But if it was up to me, I'd hunt the devil down myself. And give him this gift back. My name is John Wraith. And I'm a mutant.

View Quote See man was mean. Naturally, crazy. You gotta train them not to be.

View Quote Wolverine: Hey fat- uh, Fred. See, I remember that girl when she was about eighty-five pounds, eh? [referring to Fred's tattoo]
Blob: Oh, that's funny. You're still so funny, Logan.
Wolverine: You know where Victor is?
Blob: [scared] No idea.
Wolverine: What's "the island", slim?
Blob: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Logan.
Wolverine: C'mon, could you tell me where Victor is, for old times' sake, bub.
Blob: Did you just call me "Blob"?
Wolverine: No, but–
Blob: HYAAAAAAAAAAA! [uses his indestructible skin and fat to bounce Wolverine off the ring and across the room]
Wraith: I told you not to mention his weight. Why'dya call him Blob, man?
Wolverine: [on the floor] I didn't call him Blob, I said "Bub"!

View Quote [to Gloria] Goodness girl, you're huge!

View Quote Name's so nice, you say it twice [holds up 3 fingers - in reference to his name]