Tia Carrere movie quotes

View Quote Lilo: [Nani is getting rid of Stitch] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about Ohana?
Nani: He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo: Neither have I! Dad said Ohana means family. [Nani stops] Ohana means family. Family means...
Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.

View Quote Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No It's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.

View Quote Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!

View Quote [sending Lilo and Stitch to their room, fed up with their fighting] That's it! Go to your room and make up like loving friends! [Lilo: You're gross.] [Stitch: Stupid head.] Keep walking. [sighs]

View Quote [to Lilo; last line] Mom would be so proud of you.

View Quote Nani: David! You remember my AUNT Pleakley and UNCLE Jumba, right?
David Kawena: Uhm...
Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something.
David Kawena: Uhh…nice hat?
Agent Pleakley: Why thank you, DAVID. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
Agent Pleakley: What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, though actually, in our case…

View Quote Cassandra: I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...
Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans, of course, don't recognize the convention so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white champagne, even though by definition they're not.

View Quote Wayne Campbell: Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say it's okay, I don't mind? I don't mind. Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. (Splashing water on his face to simulate tears)
Cassandra: Is that true?
Wayne Campbell: Yes, everything except the reading part.

View Quote Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne Campbell: Interesting.

View Quote Nani: [shoulders the back door open and enters the house] There we go! Um… Actually, would you mind waiting here for just a second?
Mrs. Kekoa: Yes, of course.
Nani: Okay. [closes the door]
Lilo: [off-screen] Hey! Don't touch that! That's mine!
Nani: [off-screen] No, I don't wanna hear it. I'm turning it off right now.
[The record player makes scratching sounds and the music stops]

View Quote [After Mrs. Kekoa informs Nani that she has a week to get things organized by Friday]
Mrs. Kekoa: [waving while driving away] Don't forget the insurance.
Nani: [smiles; waving goodbye to Mrs. Kekoa] Yeah, yeah. You got it. [mumbling under her breath while turning towards Lilo as she starts to charge towards her] You're gonna need the health insurance for when I KILL YOU! [Lilo screams in terror and runs into the house to the other door, realizing she's in a lot of trouble; takes a shortcut, scaring her and chases her down the hallway] Oh, yeah! We took out the smoke alarm batteries. I'll show you "can't breathe." COME HERE! [grabs her by the shirt]
Lilo: AAAH! Let go of me!
Nani: No. [Lilo grabs a pillow off the couch and hits her in the face with it, leaving her stunned] Ow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. [wraps her around in a blanket like a burrito, before she tries to escape again; berating] Why didn't you wait at hula?!
Lilo: Because you weren't THERE!
Nani: Do you want them to split us up?! Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together! [Lilo licks her arm to free herself] Hey! Did you just lick me?!
Lilo: [storms upstairs to her room] Stop pretending you're my mom!
Nani: Oh, at least I don't tell the social worker that I like jumping out of windows!
Lilo: Well, it's better than listenin' to you!
Nani: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Lilo: I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM! [slams her door closed]
[Nani presses a pillow into her face, screaming in anger as Lilo buries her face onto her bed, screaming in irritation; Outside, Tūtū's goat, Albert bleats]
Tūtū: [sprays water on a goat with a water hose] Hey! Albert!
[Nani exits the house, taking out the trash, Tūtū drives her dune buggy down the hill to see her]
Tūtū: There she is, Miss Aloha.
Nani: [clenches through her teeth] Yeah. Not today, she's not.
Tūtū: Meeting didn't go well? I never liked that government lady anyway. Why is she always so smiley? Gives me the creeps.
Nani: Yeah, well, our future is in her hands.
Tūtū: Ah, ah. None of that. Your future is in your hands. And you're gonna have a very bright future 'cause of that akamai brain of yours. [Nani slurps her Capri Sun and reveals her university acceptance letter she finds in the trash bin] What? Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work? Ooh, that's a sign, girl.
Nani: Will you stop with this?
Tūtū: That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnets.
Nani: Bion... Marine biology.
Tūtū: Marine biology. And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.
Nani: Yeah, I know. But Tūtū, there's no way. Lilo needs me here.
Tūtū: You ever asked Lilo what she wants?
Nani: She's six, so no.
David: [enters with his surfing board] Sorry, Tūtū. [sees Nani] Had to catch a few extra ones. The swell was... Hey, Nani! What are you doing here?
Nani: I live here. We're neighbors.
David: [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's good. Uh... The waves were crazy today. You know, I was like, "Nani should be here.", 'cause you're always, like, and I miss shredding you. I mean, I miss... I miss seeing you shred waves, so... Yeah. I've always loved watching you. Not to say that--
Tūtū: [interrupts] Well said, David.
Nani: Well...
David: So, like... when are you gonna go surfing?
Nani: Maybe when Lilo turns 18. Enjoy the surf. [turns to go back inside]
Tūtū: Bebeh. Now, make up with your sister, yeah? You need anything, you just ask, okay? We're not just neighbors, you know. We're 'ohana. [Nani heads inside the house]
David: Yeah, I mean, if you...
Tūtū: [drives away in her dune buggy] No, no! No, David, you've said enough.

View Quote Mrs. Kekoa: Nani, we both know this didn't go well today. I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here. I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away, but my job is to make sure that Lilo is in a stable environment. And I can't say that in good conscience right now. Listen, I know this is a lot. You're practically a kid yourself. Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person. We have a new director coming into town next week. And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned the corner. So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?
Nani: Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. Kekoa: All right, here. Three things. First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
Nani: Perfect.
Mrs. Kekoa: Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.
Nani: Yes.
Mrs. Kekoa: And third, file for health insurance for you and Lilo.
Nani: Got it.
Mrs. Kekoa: Now if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.

View Quote Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let's go.

View Quote My condolences to the widow.