(admiring a 64' Pre-CBS Fender Stratocaster in a music store)
It will be mine. Oh, yes — It will be mine.
Wayne Campbell
Mike Myers · 40 quotes
Mikita's manager, Glen
Ed O'Neill · 36 quotes
Garth Algar
Dana Carvey · 33 quotes
Benjamin Kane
7 quotes
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases
7 quotes
Cassandra
Tia Carrere · 5 quotes
Stacy
Lara Flynn Boyle · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wayne Campbell & Mikita's manager, Glen (20), Garth Algar & Mikita's manager, Glen (15), Wayne Campbell & Garth Algar (10)
Wayne's World quotes
Page 1 of 6(after being told not to play "Stairway to Heaven" at the guitar store.)
No stairway? Denied!
(on seeing Cassandra for the first time)
She will be mine. Oh, yes — she will be mine.
(To scary ex-girlfriend after she gives him a gun rack as an "anniversary" gift)
A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
(To scary ex-girlfriend before opening her "anniversary" gift)
If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.
Alan Do I frighten you?
Mrs. Vanderhoff No.
Alan Do you want me to?
First, let me get this out of the way: I'm a big fan.
You are?
The way I see it, your show is capable of so much more.
Garth
Well, we'll try harder, okay? Just give us a second chance. Just don't go and cancel us without giving us a second chance.
Do you have a lawyer?
Yes. Ahm... no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.
That's right. I walked right to that office — that's what I did — and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody!
He's in.
Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout? I know a great place!
I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".
So, Garth, what do you think of the new set?
It's kinda like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.
We'll be in touch.
I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...
Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans, of course, don't recognize the convention so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white champagne, even though by definition they're not.