“Do you have a lawyer?” – Benjamin Kane, Wayne's World ... Movie Quotes Database

Benjamin Kane

Do you have a lawyer?

Wayne Campbell

Yes. Ahm... no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.

Garth Algar

That's right. I walked right to that office — that's what I did — and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody!

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