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Garth Algar quotes

It's sucking my will to live!

Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

In the edited for TV verison Garth states "Jamoca almond idiot" as the ice cream flavor.

Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

(as policeman approaches) Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-3 transponder number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy.

Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

I'm having a good time... not.

(reading from Benjamin's planner) 'Thursday — purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.

[to camera] I don't really have anything to say- HEY What's that? [Camera looks, turns back to Garth, who is walking away quickly]

We fear change.

Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

Wayne, it's never going to happen, live in the now!

Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew...spew into this. (Unfolding and holding out a tiny Dixie paper cup to a sick-looking friend.)

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