Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Wayne's World (1992): in 7 of its 81 quotes
Most scenes with: Mikita's manager, Glen (7), Wayne Campbell (2), Garth Algar (2)
Do you have a lawyer?
Yes. Ahm... no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.
That's right. I walked right to that office — that's what I did — and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody!
I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...
Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans, of course, don't recognize the convention so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white champagne, even though by definition they're not.
We'll be in touch.
He's in.
So, Garth, what do you think of the new set?
It's kinda like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.
Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout? I know a great place!
I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".
I love you, man.
And I love you. Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.
And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America, almost to the top, but it can't get you everything.
