Wayne's World (1992) · 81 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Wayne's World (1992): in 5 of its 81 quotes
Most scenes with: Mikita's manager, Glen (5), Wayne Campbell (4)
Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say it's okay, I don't mind? I don't mind. Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. (Splashing water on his face to simulate tears)
Cassandra Is that true?
Yes, everything except the reading part.
Cassandra I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...
Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans, of course, don't recognize the convention so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white champagne, even though by definition they're not.
Hey, where'd you learn to speak English?
Cassandra College... and the "Police Academy" movies.
Cassandra Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Interesting.
Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?
Cassandra Yeah.
Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?
Cassandra Yeah.
Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?
Cassandra .........Yeah.
Okay, party. Bonus.
