Wayne Campbell
Uh-oh, Stacy.
Stacy
Hi Wayne! Hi... rides bicycle into car
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Stacy
Stacy
Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne
Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy
Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out.
Wayne
Well, it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.
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Stacy
Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne
If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
Stacy
Open it.
Wayne
What is it?
Stacy
It's a gun rack.
Wayne
A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy
You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne
I lost you two months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
Stacy
Hi, Garth.
Garth Algar
Hi.
Stacy
I'm looking for Wayne, I'm very concerned about him. He seems to be going through a difficult phase right now, you know. What do you think it is?
Garth
That you're mental.
Stacy
You know him best, what do you think I should do?
Garth
Just get over it and go out with somebody else.
Stacy
Get over it and go out with somebody else. Yeah, thanks, okay, great. [to random guy] Hi.
