Serleena Prisoners of MIB. The scum of the universe. Well, now it's the scum's turn.
3rd most-quoted character in Men in Black II (2002): in 7 of its 52 quotes
A line from SerleenaSilly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.
More lines from Serleena
4 quotes Serleena Serleena So feisty.
Serleena Here's the deal. I lose, you lose. I win, everything keeps spinning.
Serleena Oh, yummy. Someone I need to eat.
Scenes with Serleena
2 scenes
MIB Customs Agent
Any fruit or vegetables?
Serleena [motioning towards Scrad]
Yeah, two heads of cabbage.
Serleena [holding Ben, disguised as a pizzeria owner, hostage; Laura is hiding in the kitchen witnessing this]
Two slices of pepperoni, and any information you might have about the Light of Zartha.
Ben Please, whoever you are, don’t hurt me!
Serleena Where’s the Light, Ben?
Ben I don't know what you're talking about. Please let me down, ma'am!
Serleena [A noise goes off in the kitchen. Serleena uses her head to direct Scrad and Charlie towards it.]
There. Noise. Kitchen!
Scrad Oh!
Serleena [walks into the kitchen]
You idiots see anything?
Scrad Wind blew the door open.
Charlie [Charlie comes out of his backpack]
Nothin' out of the ordinary!
Serleena [To Ben]
For 25 years, I've been traveling the universe, looking for it. But it never left Earth, did it Ben? You kept it here!
Ben What are you talking about?
Serleena I'm running out of time! Where's the Light of Zartha?
Ben I swear, I don't know what you're-
Serleena Listen Zarthan, you know where the Light is, and I will find it. Once we have the Light, Zartha will be ours.
Ben [in alien voice]
You're too late. Tomorrow at midnight, the Light will leave the third planet and be back home. Sorry you made the trip for nothing.
Charlie [Serleena growls, her finger becomes one of her tentacles, whips Ben with it, his insides vaporize, and only his skin falls to the floor. Scrad and Charlie look down at it.]
Got nothin’ out of him! Now we don't know if it's here or not!
Serleena He said "third planet." It's here, you idiot.
Scrad [whispering]
3rd Rock from the Sun.
Charlie I never got that until now!
Serleena It's on Earth, and I know who's gonna tell me where it is.
