Nani Pelekai
[sending Lilo and Stitch to their room, fed up with their fighting]
That's it! Go to your room and make up like loving friends! [Lilo: You're gross.] [Stitch: Stupid head.] Keep walking. [sighs]
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[to Lilo; last line]
Mom would be so proud of you.
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David! You remember my AUNT Pleakley and UNCLE Jumba, right?
David Kawena
Uhm...
Nani
[sotto, singsong voice]
Say something.
David Kawena
Uhh…nice hat?
Agent Pleakley
Why thank you, DAVID. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Dr. Jumba Jookiba
Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
Agent Pleakley
What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, though actually, in our case…
Lilo
Can we take the hovercraft? Please?
Nani
It's too dangerous. Besides, someone may see you.
Lilo and Stitch
Please?
Nani
All right, you can take it if you can find it.
Lilo
Yes! [runs off with Stitch]
Nani
[to Pleakley]
I hid it so good this time, they're never-
Lilo
[on the hovercraft, by the window]
Thanks, Nani! [flies off with Stitch]
Nani
[moaning]
Aw! I gotta find a better hiding place for that thing.
Mertle
[After the hula class]
Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.
Lilo
How do you know you're gonna win?
Mertle
I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.
Lilo
I don't know. I think maybe I can win!
Mertle
Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and threatens to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch gasp in shock over hearing that] Never.
Stitch
[Lilo glares at Stitch] [let us go of her arm]
Okay.
Lilo
[angrily walks over to Mertle while throwing down her hula headdress, preparing to beat her up]
That's it!
Stitch
[takes the camera out of the bag]
Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo leaps at Mertle shouted the Tarzan yell, kicking her and tossingly her aside, takes a selfie of himself with the fighting in the background, and accidentally takes the last one of the worried Moses/Kumu appearing]
Moses/Kumu
[offscreen]
As you can see... [cut to the Pelekai house, showing Nani the pictures Stitch took] ...there was a little disagreement...again.
Nani
[looking through the pictures]
Aye, ya.
Lilo
[to Stitch]
Next time, flush the evidence.
Stitch
[imitates a toilet flushes]
Ka-slush.
David
Knock, knock!
Nani
David!
David
How is everybody? [looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
Nani
You remember my Auntie Pleakley and Uncle Jumba, right?
David
Uhm...
Nani
[sotto, singsong voice]
Say something.
David
Uhh...Nice hat.
Pleakley
Why, thank you, David. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Jumba
Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
Pleakley
What we want and what we need are entirely different things. It's true what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
David
Nani.
Nani
Yeah?
David
You've been stressin' so I got movie tickets.
Nani
Movie? David, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.
David
That's okay. I understand.
Nani
Great. Thanks for understanding.
Nani
[angrily; forcing Lilo and Stitch to have family fun night in the living room]
That's it, you two. I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun! Fun, fun, FUN! [the scene cuts to Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David, who are all in the living room watching "Them!" during a family fun night; enters with a tray of snacks] Is everyone having fun? [everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
Stitch
Oh, yummy!
Nani
We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
Pleakley
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jumba
Ew, I think someone did.
David
[takes out an eyeball dumpling]
Uh, Nani, what are these?
Nani
Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
Pleakley
What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba
Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
Pleakley
[choked]
It's good.
Stitch
[scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth, attempting to cheer Lilo up]
Cockroach?
Lilo
[depressed]
I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
Nani
Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
Pleakley
[Later, everyone wear alien headbands. Lilo and Stitch wear paper bags with drawn monster faces and the alien headbands]
It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
Jumba
Shh. I'm trying to watch movie. [the movie shows the giant ant eats up an animal and knocks away the bone ribs; tearfully] It's so beautiful.
David
Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]
Pleakley
I know what your problem is.
David
What?
Pleakley
I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
David
We've been only going out for three weeks.
Pleakley
A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
David
I think she's just tired.
Pleakley
Tired, or tired of you? [Jumba and Stitch shush him] I wanted to dance at your wedding, but that's... [Jumba and Stitch shush him again] Fine.
Moses/Kumu
[to Lilo after Stitch uncontrollably causes chaos with his glitching]
Lilo, you will not be allowed to rehearse at this halau again! [closes the door, leaving with Mertle and her friends]
Stitch
Lilo, I...I... [Lilo ignores him and runs out of the door]
Nani
Come on, it couldn't have been that bad.
Lilo
It was.
Nani
Mahalo, have a good one.
Lilo
You're not listening to me.
Nani
I'm listening. I have to work.
Lilo
My hula career is falling to pieces, and you're worried about stinking work?
Nani
Stitch needs you to be patient with him.
Lilo
He did it on purpose.
Nani
You don't mean that.
Lilo
You should have seen the way he was acting.
Nani
Aren't you being overdramatic?
Lilo
His goodness level is at rock bottom.
Nani
[fed up with their fighting]
That's it! Go to your room and make up like loving friends!
Lilo
[to Stitch]
You're gross.
Stitch
[to Lilo]
Stupid head.
Nani
Keep walking. [sighs]
Stitch
[Both Lilo and Stitch walk back to their room. Later, they sit on the floor next to their bunk beds and cross their arms while looking away from each other, calming themselves down] [regretfully]
Stitch sorry.
Lilo
We said we were gonna be good. I needed you, Stitch.
Stitch
[showing her the level chart]
Stitch good again.
Lilo
[gentle smile]
If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance. But I want you to promise.
Stitch
Oh, yeah.
Lilo
You get the costumes, and I'll get the record player. [goes downstairs]
Stitch
Stitch good. [puts on his headdress] Good, good, good, good, good. Stitch good... [accidentally glitches again, messing up their room]
Lilo
[comes back upstairs]
We are ready. [gasps in shock, staring at their ruined room] Stitch.
Stitch
[gasps as well]
Lilo.
Lilo
[sad]
Everything's ruined.
Stitch
I sorry.
Lilo
I don't know why I ever believed you.
Stitch
Something wrong with Stitch.
Lilo
[mad]
I know what's wrong with you. You're bad, and you'll always be bad. [goes back downstairs]
Lilo
I'm sorry, Mom. [sets down her Hi'iaka headdress, then runs off to the forest] Stitch, come back! [Jumba and Pleakley arrive] Have you seen Stitch?
Jumba
We thought he was with you.
Nani
Lilo, baby, what happened?
Lilo
I'm fine. Something really is wrong with Stitch!
Jumba
It's not his fault. He's malfunctioning. And if we don't find him soon...
Lilo
[As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. The scene shows Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]
Stitch!
Nani
Stitch?
Pleakley
Oh, Stitch! Where are you?
Jumba
Stitch! Stitch!
David
Hey, you there, brudda, brudda?
Lilo
Stitch! [climbs up the treehouse, thinking she heard Stitch, but finds Nani instead; Nani shows her the level chart of Stitch with a red X marked across it; gasps in horror, then devastated] No.
Nani
Hey, we'll find him. [David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find him]
David
We looked everywhere!
Jumba
He only has a few minutes left.
Pleakley
[Lilo, Nani, David, Jumba and Pleakley are trying to catch up with Stitch in Nani's Volkswagen Beetle after he flies off in Jumba's ship]
I think I should drive.
Nani
Two eyes, my car, I'm driving!
Jumba
At the rate Stitch is going, he's soon to be accelerating into stratosphere. If only we had way to communicate with him.
Pleakley
[on the phone with his mother]
I know. It's horrible, Mom. Stitch has taken off in the ship, and we have no way to contact him. Poor Jumba. He's worked so hard.
Jumba
[snatches the phone]
Give me that! Yes, yes...Yes, Mother Pleakley. He'll call you back.
