Nani
That's it, you two. I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun! Fun, fun, FUN! [the scene cuts to Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David, who are all in the living room watching "Them!" during a family fun night; enters with a tray of snacks] Is everyone having fun? [everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
Stitch
Oh, yummy!
Nani
We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
Pleakley
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jumba
Ew, I think someone did.
David
Uh, Nani, what are these?
Nani
Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
Pleakley
What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba
Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
Pleakley
It's good.
Stitch
Cockroach?
Lilo
I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
Nani
Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
Pleakley
It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
Jumba
Shh. I'm trying to watch movie. [the movie shows the giant ant eats up an animal and knocks away the bone ribs; tearfully] It's so beautiful.
David
Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]
Pleakley
I know what your problem is.
David
What?
Pleakley
I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
David
We've been only going out for three weeks.
Pleakley
A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
David
I think she's just tired.
Pleakley
Tired, or tired of you? [Jumba and Stitch shush him] I wanted to dance at your wedding, but that's... [Jumba and Stitch shush him again] Fine.
