Kevin McDonald movie quotes

View Quote Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley: Trust me this is not going end well.
[Jumba and Stitch continue to pass the ever expanding cannon back and forth]
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!

View Quote Jumba: Fine!
Pleakley: 'Fine?' You're doing what he says?
Jumba: Uh, he is... very persuasive.
Pleakley: PERSUASIVE?!

View Quote Pleakley: Oh, great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.

View Quote David: Knock, knock!
Nani: David!
David: How is everybody? [looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
Nani: You remember my Auntie Pleakley and Uncle Jumba, right?
David: Uhm...
Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something.
David: Uhh...Nice hat.
Pleakley: Why, thank you, David. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Jumba: Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
Pleakley: What we want and what we need are entirely different things. It's true what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
David: Nani.
Nani: Yeah?
David: You've been stressin' so I got movie tickets.
Nani: Movie? David, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.
David: That's okay. I understand.
Nani: Great. Thanks for understanding.

View Quote Nani: [angrily; forcing Lilo and Stitch to have family fun night in the living room] That's it, you two. I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun! Fun, fun, FUN! [the scene cuts to Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David, who are all in the living room watching "Them!" during a family fun night; enters with a tray of snacks] Is everyone having fun? [everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
Stitch: Oh, yummy!
Nani: We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
Pleakley: I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jumba: Ew, I think someone did.
David: [takes out an eyeball dumpling] Uh, Nani, what are these?
Nani: Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
Pleakley: What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba: Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
Pleakley: [choked] It's good.
Stitch: [scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth, attempting to cheer Lilo up] Cockroach?
Lilo: [depressed] I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
Nani: Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
[Later, everyone wear alien headbands. Lilo and Stitch wear paper bags with drawn monster faces and the alien headbands]
Pleakley: It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
Jumba: Shh. I'm trying to watch movie. [the movie shows the giant ant eats up an animal and knocks away the bone ribs; tearfully] It's so beautiful.
David: Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]
Pleakley: I know what your problem is.
David: What?
Pleakley: I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
David: We've been only going out for three weeks.
Pleakley: A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
David: I think she's just tired.
Pleakley: Tired, or tired of you? [Jumba and Stitch shush him] I wanted to dance at your wedding, but that's... [Jumba and Stitch shush him again] Fine.

View Quote [After Stitch's glitch ruined family fun night, Jumba walks up a hill]
Pleakley: [following him] Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where are you going? Include me! Include me!
Jumba: Something is wrong with 626.
Pleakley: What is it?
Jumba: I don't know!
Pleakley: You don't know? You won't tell? [a leave hits his face] Ow! My good eye! [follows Jumba into the ship, then crosses his arms, looking away from him] You don't trust me. Fine! If you won't tell me what's going on, then I won't tell you something. Ooh! What an interesting secret that I have, that I won't tell Jumba. [a mechanical arm with a sample container pops out] Oh, my, it's a juicy one.
Jumba: Quiet, you!
Pleakley: Okay, I don't have a secret, but don't shut me out. Let me in. Let me... [sees a sample of blue fur] What's that?
Jumba: It's a sample of Stitch's fur. [the sample container arm with the sample of Stitch's fur retracts back] Now we shall see. [The super-computer glows with green light as the screen turns on, showing a lowering charge meter beside an image of Stitch] No. [horrified] No. [realizing; enraged] THOSE IDIOT POLICE!!! [calms down] I hoped this day would never come.
Pleakley: What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?
Jumba: [sighs] During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged. [the scene fades to a flashback showing outer space, the windows of a building on a space rock flash green. Inside, Jumba cackles as green energy crackles from a device on the ceiling. He laughs] There it is! [continues cackling as the green energy zaps around a glass container, showing a ball of blue smoke. As he cackles so hard, he turns off the device, then coughs] Not so easy on the throat. [approaches the container to see a blue ball inside] Oh! Can it be? Have I done it? [The ball unfolds, revealing Stitch in his alien form, looking around, much to Jumba's amazement] He's so cute, so fluffy, even. [brings his face to the glass as Stitch sniffs, then backs up as Jumba yells] Where did I go wrong?! [Stitch pounces at the glass, making Jumba flinch as he laughs] What a relief. [chuckles] Your name is 626. Isn't that nice? [as Stitch growls, Jumba grabs an extendable charging cable] Oh, I know. I know. You wanna get out, and wreak some havoc, but your molecules need to be charged. [plugs the cable into the container, causing its trim to glow green, then pats it] That's the most important part. [walks over to look at the screen which shows the charge meter rising] Meanwhile, I have a little surprise for you. [Stitch hops excitedly] Close your eyes. [Stitch opens one eye] Uh-uh. No peeking. He cheats already.
Stitch: [first words] Oh, jiggiebig! [covers his hands over his eyes while Jumba chuckles]
Jumba: [shows Stitch a red suit] Ta-da!
Stitch: Ooh! [excitedly speaks alien language as he claws at the container]
Jumba: If it's too big, I had it taken in. [hears a bang on the door] Uh-oh.
Stitch: Huh?
Gator Guard: Open up! Intergalactic Police!
Jumba: [stuffs the suit in a box on the side of the container] There's nobody home. Uh, check in the mail. [the door molts] I'm in the tub.
[The door explodes as three gator-like aliens wearing police space suits enter the lab, aiming their guns at Jumba]
Gator Guard: [bursts in] You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation!
Jumba: You idiots! You'll ruin everything! [as the gator guards pull him back from the container with Stitch still inside] Oh, no!
Gator Guard: Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Council. [as Jumba drops to the floor, the leader lifts his visor to speak to his friends] You two, get the evidence.
Jumba: No, stop! Stop! His molecules aren't fully charged! [one gator guard pulls the cable out of its socket on the container] No, no! No! [as the charge meter on screen turns red, yellow and orange, the second gator guard, with his visor up, drops the cable, realizing his mistake] Oh!
Computer: Warning. Warning. Warning. Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.
Jumba: No! No! There's no telling what will happen! [breaks free from the lead gator guard's grip, but he grabs him again] Let me go! No! WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY LITTLE MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?! [gets dragged away; in the present] And now, his circuits are going haywire!
Pleakley: [gasps] That's why he was freaking out in the house!
Jumba: He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!
Pleakley: Can you fixed him?
Jumba: I must, or my little Stitch will shut down for good. [The view closes in on the charge meter still dropping]

View Quote Mr. Medulla: Dreadful technique. You've confused rays with beams! D! Minus! I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.

View Quote Coach Boomer: What if I told you she's not just a twin, she's an evil twin?
Mr. Medulla: This Friday, you say?
Coach Boomer: [chuckles] Medulla, you dog!

View Quote Mr. Medulla: Rays! From the silliness of the shrink ray to the devastation of the death ray, these are the very foundations of Mad Science!

View Quote [Stitch tries to save himself, Jumba and Pleakley from a black hole]
Pleakley: [cheering like a cheerleader] Go little monster! Save us, save us from the black hole! Yeah!

View Quote [Lilo sees all the equipment set up for Alohapalooza]
Lilo: [to Stitch] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo: Jumba: sound!
Jumba: Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo: Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley: [tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself] Bright! Very bright!
Lilo: Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu: Gladly!
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Stitch: Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
[Stitch quickly fixes the string and sings "Aloha Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroys start to shut down]
Lilo: It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
[All of the Leroys shut down including the original]
Hämsterviel: Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!

View Quote Grand Councilwoman: Aloha.
Lilo, Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley: Aloha!
Grand Councilwoman: Today, the Galactic Council assembles to honor Lilo and Stitch, who have successfully captured all 625 of Jumba's genetic experiments, turned them from bad to good, and found each a place where it can belong. To recognize the completion of their task, the Galactic Council has elected to bestow the following rewards.
Pleakley: [gasps excitedly] You hear that, Jumba? We're gonna get prizes!
Grand Councilwoman: Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return the confiscated key to your laboratory.
Jumba: Hah! With old lab back, evil possibilities are infinite!
Grand Councilwoman: Agent Wendy Pleakley… we hereby offer you the chair of Earth Studies at the GACC.
Pleakley: Galactic Alliance Community College? Yes!
Grand Councilwoman: As for Stitch, you are hereby offered a commission as captain of the Galactic Armada and commander of its new flagship the BRB-9000.
Stitch: Ooh. BRB.
Lilo: What's BRB stand for?
Stitch: Big Red Battleship!
Grand Councilwoman: Finally, Lilo Pelekai, you shall become our first Earth ambassador and return to Kauai to be the experiments' sole caretaker.

View Quote Travis. Yes, Admiral Kirk, I understand. Travis out. New orders from Starfleet. The Klingon leader is to be terminated. Phasers on kill, Lieutenant. Phasers on kill.

View Quote Spock. Shuttlecraft has encountered strange alien matter. Have Chekov scan computer bank. Wong, proceed.

View Quote Captain's log, 94237.4. I just received a priority communication from Starfleet Command that an alliance between the Klingons and the Romulans will occur right here on Earth. Our mission: to infiltrate the Klingon crew and to kidnap the Romulan leader. Computer, scan file on Klingon crew. Computer, identify Klingon leader. Just as I thought. Computer, identify Romulan leader. Mr. Spock, your analysis? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I agree. We have to stop him. Lieutenant Uhura, accompany me to the transporter. Mr. Spock, you have the bridge.