Stitch quotes from Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch (2005)

Stitch

Stitch sorry.

Stitch

Leave me alone!

Lilo

I'm not touching you.

Stitch

She's touching me. She's touching me!

Lilo

I'm not touching you.

Stitch

AH, YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!

Lilo

Not touching.

Stitch

TOUCHING ME!!!

Lilo

It's free air.

Lilo

This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.

Stitch

Oh, yeah. That's him.

Lilo

I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

Girls, I have very exciting news. This week is our May Day...

Lilo

Sorry I'm late. [runs up on the stage] But wait till you see this. I got my 'uli'uli technique down.

Lilo...

Lilo

Kui kala laima! Ho kee ma! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

Lilo. [gets a quick picture taken by Stitch]

Lilo

Uliuli, uliuli, ha! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

Lilo, we're not doing that today.

We're not doing that today.

Stitch

Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah. Bleugh! [tears up the photo]

Kumu has an important announcement.

In three days is our town's May Day celebration. And here's the best part. There will be a hula competition. Each of you will create an original hula. The one that best expresses the aloha spirit will lead our halau as the winning dance.

Stitch

You, you, you!

Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.

Lilo

How do you know you're gonna win?

I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.

Lilo

I don't know. I think maybe I can win!

Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and threatens to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch gasp in shock over hearing that] Never.

Stitch

Okay.

Lilo

That's it!

Stitch

Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo leaps at Mertle shouted the Tarzan yell, kicking her and tossingly her aside, takes a selfie of himself with the fighting in the background, and accidentally takes the last one of the worried Moses/Kumu appearing]

As you can see... [cut to the Pelekai house, showing Nani the pictures Stitch took] ...there was a little disagreement...again.

Nani

Aye, ya.

Lilo

Next time, flush the evidence.

Stitch

Ka-slush.

Nani

That's it, you two. I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun! Fun, fun, FUN! [the scene cuts to Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David, who are all in the living room watching "Them!" during a family fun night; enters with a tray of snacks] Is everyone having fun? [everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.

Stitch

Oh, yummy!

Nani

We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!

Pleakley

I think I'm gonna throw up.

Jumba

Ew, I think someone did.

David

Uh, Nani, what are these?

Nani

Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!

Pleakley

What kind of sick joke is this?

Jumba

Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]

Pleakley

It's good.

Stitch

Cockroach?

Lilo

I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.

Nani

Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.

Pleakley

It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?

Jumba

Shh. I'm trying to watch movie. [the movie shows the giant ant eats up an animal and knocks away the bone ribs; tearfully] It's so beautiful.

David

Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]

Pleakley

I know what your problem is.

David

What?

Pleakley

I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.

David

We've been only going out for three weeks.

Pleakley

A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.

David

I think she's just tired.

Pleakley

Tired, or tired of you? [Jumba and Stitch shush him] I wanted to dance at your wedding, but that's... [Jumba and Stitch shush him again] Fine.

Pleakley

Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where are you going? Include me! Include me!

Jumba

Something is wrong with 626.

Pleakley

What is it?

Jumba

I don't know!

Pleakley

You don't know? You won't tell? [a leave hits his face] Ow! My good eye! [follows Jumba into the ship, then crosses his arms, looking away from him] You don't trust me. Fine! If you won't tell me what's going on, then I won't tell you something. Ooh! What an interesting secret that I have, that I won't tell Jumba. [a mechanical arm with a sample container pops out] Oh, my, it's a juicy one.

Jumba

Quiet, you!

Pleakley

Okay, I don't have a secret, but don't shut me out. Let me in. Let me... [sees a sample of blue fur] What's that?

Jumba

It's a sample of Stitch's fur. [the sample container arm with the sample of Stitch's fur retracts back] Now we shall see. [The super-computer glows with green light as the screen turns on, showing a lowering charge meter beside an image of Stitch] No. [horrified] No. [realizing; enraged] THOSE IDIOT POLICE!!! [calms down] I hoped this day would never come.

Pleakley

What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?

Jumba

During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged. [the scene fades to a flashback showing outer space, the windows of a building on a space rock flash green. Inside, Jumba cackles as green energy crackles from a device on the ceiling. He laughs] There it is! [continues cackling as the green energy zaps around a glass container, showing a ball of blue smoke. As he cackles so hard, he turns off the device, then coughs] Not so easy on the throat. [approaches the container to see a blue ball inside] Oh! Can it be? Have I done it? [The ball unfolds, revealing Stitch in his alien form, looking around, much to Jumba's amazement] He's so cute, so fluffy, even. [brings his face to the glass as Stitch sniffs, then backs up as Jumba yells] Where did I go wrong?! [Stitch pounces at the glass, making Jumba flinch as he laughs] What a relief. [chuckles] Your name is 626. Isn't that nice? [as Stitch growls, Jumba grabs an extendable charging cable] Oh, I know. I know. You wanna get out, and wreak some havoc, but your molecules need to be charged. [plugs the cable into the container, causing its trim to glow green, then pats it] That's the most important part. [walks over to look at the screen which shows the charge meter rising] Meanwhile, I have a little surprise for you. [Stitch hops excitedly] Close your eyes. [Stitch opens one eye] Uh-uh. No peeking. He cheats already.

Stitch

Oh, jiggiebig! [covers his hands over his eyes while Jumba chuckles]

Jumba

Ta-da!

Stitch

Ooh! [excitedly speaks alien language as he claws at the container]

Jumba

If it's too big, I had it taken in. [hears a bang on the door] Uh-oh.

Stitch

Huh?

Open up! Intergalactic Police!

Jumba

There's nobody home. Uh, check in the mail. [the door molts] I'm in the tub.

You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation!

Jumba

You idiots! You'll ruin everything! [as the gator guards pull him back from the container with Stitch still inside] Oh, no!

Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Council. [as Jumba drops to the floor, the leader lifts his visor to speak to his friends] You two, get the evidence.

Jumba

No, stop! Stop! His molecules aren't fully charged! [one gator guard pulls the cable out of its socket on the container] No, no! No! [as the charge meter on screen turns red, yellow and orange, the second gator guard, with his visor up, drops the cable, realizing his mistake] Oh!

Warning. Warning. Warning. Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.

Jumba

No! No! There's no telling what will happen! [breaks free from the lead gator guard's grip, but he grabs him again] Let me go! No! WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY LITTLE MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?! [gets dragged away; in the present] And now, his circuits are going haywire!

Pleakley

That's why he was freaking out in the house!

Jumba

He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!

Pleakley

Can you fixed him?

Jumba

I must, or my little Stitch will shut down for good. [The view closes in on the charge meter still dropping]

Okay, girls, this is your last rehearsal before tomorrow's competition.

Lilo

What if I forget the moves and Mertle laughs at me? And I get mad and pound her?! You gotta help me, Stitch. I need you.

Stitch

We do together.

Lilo

Our hula is about an ancient friendship that proves love is more powerful than death.

Oh, brother.

Lilo

The great goddess Hi'iaka...that's me...and the brave and handsome mortal Lohi'au...that's Stitch. [Stitch, who's suddenly glitching again, hasn't appeared on the stage yet] I said, the handsome mortal Lohi'au! Oh, handsome mortal!

Stink-o-rama.

Lilo

Stitch, get out here!

Lilo, you will not be allowed to rehearse at this halau again! [closes the door, leaving with Mertle and her friends]

Stitch

Lilo, I...I... [Lilo ignores him and runs out of the door]

Nani

Come on, it couldn't have been that bad.

Lilo

It was.

Nani

Mahalo, have a good one.

Lilo

You're not listening to me.

Nani

I'm listening. I have to work.

Lilo

My hula career is falling to pieces, and you're worried about stinking work?

Nani

Stitch needs you to be patient with him.

Lilo

He did it on purpose.

Nani

You don't mean that.

Lilo

You should have seen the way he was acting.

Nani

Aren't you being overdramatic?

Lilo

His goodness level is at rock bottom.

Nani

That's it! Go to your room and make up like loving friends!

Lilo

You're gross.

Stitch

Stupid head.

Nani

Keep walking. [sighs]

Stitch

Stitch sorry.

Lilo

We said we were gonna be good. I needed you, Stitch.

Stitch

Stitch good again.

Lilo

If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance. But I want you to promise.

Stitch

Oh, yeah.

Lilo

You get the costumes, and I'll get the record player. [goes downstairs]

Stitch

Stitch good. [puts on his headdress] Good, good, good, good, good. Stitch good... [accidentally glitches again, messing up their room]

Lilo

We are ready. [gasps in shock, staring at their ruined room] Stitch.

Stitch

Lilo.

Lilo

Everything's ruined.

Stitch

I sorry.

Lilo

I don't know why I ever believed you.

Stitch

Something wrong with Stitch.

Lilo

I know what's wrong with you. You're bad, and you'll always be bad. [goes back downstairs]

Lilo

Stitch, can you hear me? I need you. Please come back.

Stitch

Stitch can never come back.