Chris Sanders movie quotes

View Quote [While holding a blue Volkswagen Beetle protecting himself] Blue punch buggy... No punch-back!

View Quote Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.

View Quote This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.

View Quote No, Lilo. Too dangerous.

View Quote [last words; to Lilo] Stitch sorry.

View Quote Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: [sniffs bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
[They sit on the bench.]
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

View Quote Stitch: Aloha, gerbil boy.

View Quote [Lilo sees all the equipment set up for Alohapalooza]
Lilo: [to Stitch] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo: Jumba: sound!
Jumba: Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo: Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley: [tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself] Bright! Very bright!
Lilo: Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu: Gladly!
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Stitch: Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
[Stitch quickly fixes the string and sings "Aloha Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroys start to shut down]
Lilo: It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
[All of the Leroys shut down including the original]
Hämsterviel: Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!

View Quote [Hämsterviel prepares to blast all of the experiments into oblivion with the BRB 9000's cannon]
Hämsterviel: Aloha! As in...goodbye.
[As the cannon prepares to fire, the GACC van drops out of hyperspace and heads towards the ship]
Stitch: Kalabunga!
[The GACC van fires a cannon of its own, destroying the BRB 9000's cannon and narrowly avoiding crushing Hämsterviel and Leroy. The van lands and everyone gets out]
Jumba: Who would've thought carpool van had such sophisticated weapons system?

View Quote Jumba: [to Lilo; frustrated about her caring for Stitch] Why don't you just admit that your little friend is a dangerous, freakish monster?!
Stitch: [as Lilo presses the correct button, freeing him] Also cute and fluffy!

View Quote [The Grand Councilwoman and her intergalactic soldiers arrive to retrieve and take Stitch into custody after he saves Lilo from the drowning shipwreck and then later gets revived]
Nani: Stay behind me, Lilo. Get back. Get back.
Pleakley: Don't worry. They're just scanning for deadly parasites.
Grand Councilwoman: We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
Lilo: [protesting as Stitch gets handcuffed while Nani tries preventing her from interfering] No! Hey! Leave him alone! Let him stay!
Grand Councilwoman: I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species. We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
Jumba: [gets lifted off the sea by the spaceship while being re-arrested, back in his original alien form; last words] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this! Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you-- [gets clonked on the head] Ow! Oh! My precious brain.
Grand Councilwoman: As for 626--
Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: [confused] What?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Stitch, then.... will be--
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: [surprised and hesitantly] Yes.
Stitch: Thank you. [walks over to Lilo]
Lilo: Come here, Stitch. [hugs Stitch] We're gonna to miss you.
Grand Councilwoman: [surprised] Who are these people?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little a-and broken, but still good. [smiles at Lilo and Nani who smiles back] Yeah. Still good.
Pleakley: Grand Councilwoman? Can we leave Stitch with his new family?
Grand Councilwoman: Absolutely not. The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
Pleakley: [excitedly] Oh, oh! Me! Me! ME!
Grand Councilwoman: Ha! Ridiculous. I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.
Cobra Bubbles: [stepping up] What if it didn't?
Pleakley: Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.
Grand Councilwoman: Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
Cobra Bubbles: Your Highness...[stepping up to her and shakes her hand to seal the deal] you have my word.
Grand Councilwoman: [after studying his face for a moment and nods] Hmmm. You all have shown me that there is good inside this creature. However, I cannot reverse the council's decision. Experiment 626 has been sentence to life in exile. [Everyone, even Stitch, felt sad at the fact that he might not be allowed to stay after all; until...] A sentence that would be henceforth served.... [smiles] here on Earth. [Everyone were overwhelmed with joy and Stitch's handcuffs falls off and he happily runs into Lilo's arms]

View Quote Lilo: [while at the Lū'au; seeing that Stitch is gone] Stitch? Oh, Stitch? [finds him at the drink bar] There you are. We have to be at the table. Stitch.
Stitch: [aiming a drink sprayer at Lilo, who lift her hands in the air] Cassa! (translation: "Stick 'em up!")
Lilo: No. Stitch, put… it… down.
Stitch: Pessa? (translation: "This thing?")
Lilo: Yes.
Stitch: Naaga. Bala meega? (translation: "Negative. Are you holding it?")
Lilo: You.
Stitch: No, no, no. [speaks alien language, then mimics a machine gun firing] And then, uh… The… [imitates screaming]
Lilo: No.
Stitch: Huh?
Lilo: I'm going to give you on a count of three, Stitch.
Stitch: Ooh, yeah. [poses like a cowboy in a showdown with the drink sprayer ready]
Lilo: 1… [Stitch, having no time for this, immediately sprays her with water, then wags his eyebrows]