6 626
[disguised as a dog]
Hiiiii...
Lilo
[amazed]
Whoa....
Tūtū
[Lilo hugs 626 until the alien is taken by a leash by AJ.]
Auē, what is that?
A AJ
A dog, I think. [struggles to take back 626]
Tūtū
Looks like some kind of baby bear that come out of the trash.
Lilo
I like him. Come here, boy.
A AJ
[626 hears Lilo calling him.]
Yeah, let's put this one back, Lilo. Come here.
Tūtū
Sweetie.
A AJ
You know, we do have better dogs. Like, way better.
Lilo
Not better than him. He can talk. Say, "aloha."
Tūtū
Dogs no can talk.
A AJ
Dogs can't talk, Lilo.
Grand Councilwoman
Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission, or I will be forced to intervene.
Pleakley
This is a dream vacay. I have so much packing to do!
Jumba
Well, well, well, 626. What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?
Grand Councilwoman
Oh, brilliant. Is it too late to vaporized the planet?
CP Captain/Pink Alien Girl
[excitedly]
Finger's always on the trigger, ma'am!
Grand Councilwoman
No, no, I'm joking. What an adorable little psychopath.
Lilo
[At the Pelekai house… Lilo, Stitch and Nani return home after Nani got fired from her job when Stitch accidentally caused a table on the fire and blames both him and Lilo for horsing around as rain starts pouring down]
You know, you didn't even like that job.
Nani
[turns to her, not in the mood]
I don't wanna hear it. [unlocks the front door and they enter the house] And I (just) cleaned the house before work, so please don't make a mess. [Stitch looks around the house, oohing and ahhing, and shakes the water off his body] Lilo, he's getting water everywhere.
Lilo
I'm giving him a bath right now.
Jumba
[appearing while being escorted by two Federation soldiers]
Oh, look what a pickle we've got here. [chuckles] If only there were a brilliant genius around to help you catch that monster.
Grand Councilwoman
[enraged]
You! You're the reason we're in this mess!
Jumba
And I can get you out, if you release me and give me back my lab.
Grand Councilwoman
Nonsense, we'll simply vaporize the planet. Captain?
CP Captain/Pink Alien Girl
[excitedly]
Armed and ready, Councilwoman.
Pleakley
[appearing; dressed up as a cowboy]
Hold it! Hold everything! Excuse me, pardon me. You can't destroy the planet!
CP Captain/Pink Alien Girl
[disappointed]
Aw, man!
Grand Councilwoman
Uh, who is this?
Pleakley
Agent Pleakley, Earth Expert, at your service. [tips his hat] Howdy.
Grand Councilwoman
Earth expert?
Pleakley
I'm an expert of all planets, flora, fauna and fashion.
Jumba
[sarcastically]
Yeah, his outfit screams "expert".
Pleakley
Oh, yeah. I'm researching Earth species that's half cow and half boy. It's very fascinating.
Grand Councilwoman
Yes, marvelous. What's your point?
Pleakley
Oh, uh, Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.
Grand Councilwoman
[sighs]
Crikey. Very well, Dr. Jookiba, you will travel to Earth where you will capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626. [Jumba smirks; to Pleakley] Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him. You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.
Jumba
[disbelieved]
What?! I don't need a babysitter--
Grand Councilwoman
This is all very dangerous and it's quite frankly, you'll die. Do you accept? [Pleakley looks disbelieved and took off his hat]
Pleakley
[excitedly]
With every heart in my body, Of course I accept! I'm going to Earth!
Jumba
[lying on the bed while recovering from his injuries]
Why would he protect her like that?
Pleakley
[bathing in the tub]
You don't think they're kind of cute together?
Jumba
He's not a pet. He's an experiment and a dangerous one of that.
Pleakley
I just think he's a lot cuter than you think he is dangerous.
Jumba
He has sharp teeth, he has claws, I designed him to be dangerous.
Pleakley
Dangerously cute.
Jumba
Look, look, look, look! I had a pretty bad *Ohana* growing up. That's not an excuse. I just don't give it a little context.
Lilo
[smirks; waves]
A hui hou, hairy potato. [activities Jumba's human camouflage device]
Jumba
Okay, okay, okay. And I can't propose that sometimes we need second chances. And that's just when I-- Wait, no! [gets ejected, due to him turning into his human form, and is sent flying into the deep ocean below, screaming]
Jumba
What's the plan, 626? Say you escaped the Federation. You think you're gonna just stay here with her? Live happily ever after on Earth? You're built to destroy 626, and you have! Look what's happened since you got here. Her family is falling apart. Let's just be honest. The only reason you picked her at that animal shelter was for your own protection.
Lilo
Is that true, Stitch?
Jumba
See, I don't think that's bad. I don't think anything you do is bad. I think it's genius. If you care about this little girl at all, you'll leave her here.
Lilo
Stitch?
Jumba
This is for the best.
Jumba
Who is Mai-mai and Pai-pai?
Lilo
[bursting in, facing him]
That's Mama and Papa's room!
Jumba
Oh! That makes a lot more sense. [blasts the door with his blaster and smirks evilly]
Lilo
[threateningly]
Stop it, or else!
Jumba
Or else what? [walks closer to her] What are you gonna do?
K Kumu
[as Lilo finally shows up late for hula class]
Lilo, thank goodness. I thought you were gonna be on time today.
Lilo
I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.
K Kumu
Is Pudge a friend in need?
Lilo
He's a fish. I forgot to tell you that.
K Kumu
So, you're late because you fed a sandwich to a fish?
Lilo
Yeah. Pudge controls the weather.
Lilo
[while at the Lū'au; seeing that Stitch is gone]
Stitch? Oh, Stitch? [finds him at the drink bar] There you are. We have to be at the table. Stitch.
Stitch
[aiming a drink sprayer at Lilo, who lift her hands in the air]
Cassa! (translation: "Stick 'em up!")
Lilo
No. Stitch, put… it… down.
Stitch
Pessa? (translation: "This thing?")
Lilo
Yes.
Stitch
Naaga. Bala meega? (translation: "Negative. Are you holding it?")
Lilo
You.
Stitch
No, no, no. [speaks alien language, then mimics a machine gun firing] And then, uh… The… [imitates screaming]
Lilo
No.
Stitch
Huh?
Lilo
I'm going to give you on a count of three, Stitch.
Stitch
Ooh, yeah. [poses like a cowboy in a showdown with the drink sprayer ready]
Lilo
1… [Stitch, having no time for this, immediately sprays her with water, then wags his eyebrows]
Mrs. Kekoa
Nani, we both know this didn't go well today. I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here. I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away, but my job is to make sure that Lilo is in a stable environment. And I can't say that in good conscience right now. Listen, I know this is a lot. You're practically a kid yourself. Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person. We have a new director coming into town next week. And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned the corner. So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?
Nani
Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. Kekoa
All right, here. Three things. First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
Nani
Perfect.
Mrs. Kekoa
Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.
Nani
Yes.
Mrs. Kekoa
And third, file for health insurance for you and Lilo.
Nani
Got it.
Mrs. Kekoa
Now if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.
Nani
[as Stitch causes a little chaos in the kitchen]
We're taking him back, first thing tomorrow morning! [grabs hold of him as he grabs onto the refrigerator] Why are you so strong?
Lilo
Well, I wished for him, and it came true.
Nani
We said "one day." That was our deal.
Lilo
[points to the drawing of their 'ohana on the fridge]
What's that say, on the refrigerator?
Nani
We are not keeping this thing!
Lilo
"'Ohana" means "family." Family means nobody gets left behind.
Nani
Or forgotten. [Stitch opens the freezer door and hits her in the face]
Nani
[shoulders the back door open and enters the house]
There we go! Um… Actually, would you mind waiting here for just a second?
Mrs. Kekoa
Yes, of course.
Nani
Okay. [closes the door]
Lilo
[off-screen]
Hey! Don't touch that! That's mine!
Nani
[off-screen]
No, I don't wanna hear it. I'm turning it off right now.
[The record player makes scratching sounds and the music stops]
