[After Mrs. Kekoa informs Nani that she has a week to get things organized by Friday] [waving while driving away]
Don't forget the insurance.
[smiles; waving goodbye to Mrs. Kekoa]
Yeah, yeah. You got it. [mumbling under her breath while turning towards Lilo as she starts to charge towards her] You're gonna need the health insurance for when I KILL YOU! [Lilo screams in terror and runs into the house to the other door, realizing she's in a lot of trouble; takes a shortcut, scaring her and chases her down the hallway] Oh, yeah! We took out the smoke alarm batteries. I'll show you "can't breathe." COME HERE! [grabs her by the shirt]
No. [Lilo grabs a pillow off the couch and hits her in the face with it, leaving her stunned] Ow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. [wraps her around in a blanket like a burrito, before she tries to escape again; berating] Why didn't you wait at hula?!
Because you weren't THERE!
Do you want them to split us up?! Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together! [Lilo licks her arm to free herself] Hey! Did you just lick me?!
[storms upstairs to her room]
Stop pretending you're my mom!
Oh, at least I don't tell the social worker that I like jumping out of windows!
Well, it's better than listenin' to you!
I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM! [slams her door closed]
[Nani presses a pillow into her face, screaming in anger as Lilo buries her face onto her bed, screaming in irritation; Outside, Tūtū's goat, Albert bleats] [sprays water on a goat with a water hose]
Hey! Albert!
[Nani exits the house, taking out the trash, Tūtū drives her dune buggy down the hill to see her]
There she is, Miss Aloha.
[clenches through her teeth]
Yeah. Not today, she's not.
Meeting didn't go well? I never liked that government lady anyway. Why is she always so smiley? Gives me the creeps.
Yeah, well, our future is in her hands.
Ah, ah. None of that. Your future is in your hands. And you're gonna have a very bright future 'cause of that akamai brain of yours. [Nani slurps her Capri Sun and reveals her university acceptance letter she finds in the trash bin] What? Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work? Ooh, that's a sign, girl.
That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnets.
Marine biology. And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.
Yeah, I know. But Tūtū, there's no way. Lilo needs me here.
You ever asked Lilo what she wants?
D David
[enters with his surfing board]
Sorry, Tūtū. [sees Nani] Had to catch a few extra ones. The swell was... Hey, Nani! What are you doing here?
I live here. We're neighbors.
D David
[chuckles]
Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's good. Uh... The waves were crazy today. You know, I was like, "Nani should be here.", 'cause you're always, like, and I miss shredding you. I mean, I miss... I miss seeing you shred waves, so... Yeah. I've always loved watching you. Not to say that--
[interrupts]
Well said, David.
D David
So, like... when are you gonna go surfing?
Maybe when Lilo turns 18. Enjoy the surf. [turns to go back inside]
Bebeh. Now, make up with your sister, yeah? You need anything, you just ask, okay? We're not just neighbors, you know. We're 'ohana. [Nani heads inside the house]
D David
Yeah, I mean, if you...
[drives away in her dune buggy]
No, no! No, David, you've said enough.
[At the Pelekai house… Lilo sets up a record player, listening to Elvis Presley's "Heartbreak Hotel", and lies down on the floor after getting expelled from hula class for pushing Mertle Edmonds off the stage when Nani failed to show up to support her] [pulls up at the house in her pickup truck and finds the front door locked]
Lilo? Can you please open the door?
[sees the note taped to the door reading: "Go away!!!"; groans and takes it off the door]
I'm sorry I missed your performance, okay? Papa's truck died and…
[sarcastically]
Wow, that must be so stressful for you. How 'bout you just leave me alone to die?!
[sees Mrs. Kekoa, the social worker, pulling up in her car]
No, no, no. Not now, not now. The social worker is here! You can pout later, Lilo.
That's not how pouting works.
[turning up the volume]
I can't hear you. It's really weird.
[Lilo is at the animal shelter. Ringing the bell.]
Can I pet the dogs again? Hi, AJ.
A AJ
Okay, but you know you can't feed the dogs candy again, right?
A AJ
[Lilo sighs and takes out some candy from her pocket.]
Lilo.
[Lilo takes out more candy and places it on the counter.]
But it makes them happy.
A AJ
It makes them have diarrhea.
[Nearby, 626 peeks and exits the animal shelter.]
Nighty-night, 626.
G Guest
[Lilo is relaxing at a hotel's pool.]
Are you supposed to be here?
I'm in town for the convention.
[Lilo then walks across a log, then sees two people wearing friendship bracelets and decides to make one her own.]
Cool. [She frees a bunch of chickens] Go, go! Be free! Live your lives!
CO Chicken Owner
No, no, no! No. Lilo. Not again.
CO Chicken Owner
Lilo! I'm gonna have to talk to Nani about this!
[checks her watch, realizing that she's late for hula class, screams]
Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry!
D David
[Nani and David arrive at the wreckage of the house]
Lilo?
D David
They're not here.
I'm gonna check the back.
[showing up]
What happened?! Where's Lilo?!
I don't know. She's not here.
[emerging from the broken wood]
Actually, she's on the ship heading toward... [Nani, David and Tūtū scream at him; screams as well] Oh, my God! Okay, okay. [activates his camouflage device and turns into his human form] That was a really impressive throw. If we can all... No, come on. Not that again. I actually...
C Cobra
[handcuffs him]
Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.
Agent Wendell Pleakley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow government worker.
What are you doing here?!
Yeah, where is my sister?!
Great news. She’s alive and well. Well, actually, I don't know if she's well. This only tells me the velocity of them moving away from the planet.
C Cobra
Enough! I'm taking you out, and that's that. Let's go.
[On the road, 626 pokes his head out of the back window of Nani's truck with his mouth open and his tongue waggling while Lilo giggles]
Get down! Get down from there! [tries pulling 626 back inside the truck]
I'm trying. [yanks 626 back inside the seat, and onto her lap as she laughs]
Uh, no. [626 takes out a disc from the radio, and flings it away into another car] Did you just…? [The car swerves out of control as 626 claps, then laughs, and honks the horn] No. No. Stop. [626 scratches the seat; irritated] Did he just-- Great, Lilo! Now I have to stitch it up. [Lilo screams in realization, startling her and 626] Whoa! What, what, what, what?!
That's his name! Stitch! [626, now named Stitch, smiles]
[sighs]
Lilo, you can't just do that, okay? Seriously. I thought I almost hit something. [They see Jumba dragging Pleakley (in human disguises) across the road and scream for impact as Nani presses the brakes, screeching their truck to a stop]
[The Grand Councilwoman and her intergalactic soldiers arrive to retrieve and take Stitch into custody after he saves Lilo from the drowning shipwreck and then later gets revived]
Stay behind me, Lilo. Get back. Get back.
Don't worry. They're just scanning for deadly parasites.
We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
[protesting as Stitch gets handcuffed while Nani tries preventing her from interfering]
No! Hey! Leave him alone! Let him stay!
I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species. We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
[gets lifted off the sea by the spaceship while being re-arrested, back in his original alien form; last words]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this! Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you-- [gets clonked on the head] Ow! Oh! My precious brain.
Stitch, then.... will be--
[surprised and hesitantly]
Yes.
Thank you. [walks over to Lilo]
Come here, Stitch. [hugs Stitch] We're gonna to miss you.
[surprised]
Who are these people?
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little a-and broken, but still good. [smiles at Lilo and Nani who smiles back] Yeah. Still good.
Grand Councilwoman? Can we leave Stitch with his new family?
Absolutely not. The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
[excitedly]
Oh, oh! Me! Me! ME!
Ha! Ridiculous. I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.
CB Cobra Bubbles
[stepping up]
What if it didn't?
Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.
Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
CB Cobra Bubbles
Your Highness...[stepping up to her and shakes her hand to seal the deal] you have my word.
[after studying his face for a moment and nods]
Hmmm. You all have shown me that there is good inside this creature. However, I cannot reverse the council's decision. Experiment 626 has been sentence to life in exile. [Everyone, even Stitch, felt sad at the fact that he might not be allowed to stay after all; until...] A sentence that would be henceforth served.... [smiles] here on Earth. [Everyone were overwhelmed with joy and Stitch's handcuffs falls off and he happily runs into Lilo's arms]
[The Grand Councilwoman calls Jumba and Pleakley, frustrated with Jumba's failures of catching Stitch as well as alerting the humans about their existence]
We just intercepted a call from human authorities. Do you realize what you have done?
Play the recording. And take off that ridiculous hat. [Pleakley obliges as he takes off the shower cap]
CB Cobra Bubbles
[on recording]
Code 51. We found something. Confirm.
And not only that you alerted the humans about our existence, but you still haven't captured 626!
Grand Councilwoman, will all due respect, I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626. We have found, um… a glitch… Which is making it a little harder to get him off this planet. But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out--
A glitch? You're a glitch, you buffoon. I have had enough, Dr. Jookiba. You have exhausted my patience! Consider our deal terminated!
No tantrums, Agent Pleakley is hereby deputize to detain you under Federation orders and escort you back to Turo immediately. [beats] Uh, hello?
No, later. What do you think?
YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO MY WORK!!!
That is not a debate. A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess. [hangs up]
[after getting out of the bathtub, while putting on his bathrobe]
Did she hang up? Jumba?
[Tuesday; Galactic Council Emergency Session on planet Turo in the Kweltikwan Galaxy] [first lines]
We have apprehended a dangerous threat in one of our very own labs. [the alien council gasps in horror] Quiet! We believe that this… this… monstrosity… is the product of illegal genetic experimentation.
R Robot
[Experiment 626, a blue koala-like alien with four arms, two antennas on his head, three spikes on his back, and wearing a red jumpsuit, reveals himself in the canister as he wakes up]
What deranged lunatic would create something like this?
[brought in by two intergalactic soldiers, handcuffed; clears throat]
I prefer "deranged genius," but thank you for the introduction.
Dr. Jumba Jookiba, you were tasked with safely studying biological threats, not creating them.
A threat? Experiment 626 is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon. 626 is unstoppable… [626 is seen breaking out of the canister with incredible strength] indestructible… [we then see 626 getting zap by laser ...more like tickling him since he is fireproof and bulletproof] smarter than 100 super computers!
6 626
[now seen playing a game of chess with him]
Tooba. (translation: "Checkmate.")
[frustrated, while knocking away the chess pieces]
Gah, I don't wanna play anymore!'
AC Alien Council Members
It's an atrocity! Destroy it! I can't even look at him! He should be exiled.
Silence! He did not ask to be created. Perhaps, if he is so intelligent, he has the capacity to reason. [a microphone appears in the canister before 626] Experiment 626, show us that there is something inside you that is good.
6 626
[climbs down, walks up to the microphone like a shy child and clears his throat, everyone waits, Jumba glances at his creation and the court anxiously...after a moment of silence; speaks into the microphone]
Meega nala kweesta! (translation: "I want to destroy!") [The whole alien council gasps in shock as he cackles wickedly]
R Robot
[barfing out bolts and screws]
Throwing up. Throwing up.
[embarrassed]
I did not teach him that.
You have made our decision easy. He is clearly the flawed product of a deranged mind. Dr. Jookiba, your lab will be destroyed.
[shrugs; not caring]
Okay, just leave me 626.
[disappointed]
Oh, come on!
[shocked]
Wait! No, no, no, no! You can't do that! [The experiment's canister get taken away downward, much to his horror] NOOOOO!!!
CM Cell Manager
[626 is then locked up in a cell, and gets a tracking collar fastened around his neck with guns pointing at him, controlled by the hammerhead shark-like alien dressed in suit and helmet]
Don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They're not gonna shoot anyone but you. [chuckles; 626 struggles and the guns move; He stops and thinks, looks at the two guns and they move; He gets an idea by drooling his spit and the guns aim but he slurps it back up before he does it again] Knock it off! Federation strictly forbids to be gross. Don't make me say-- [626 spits saliva at the Manager's face mask and the guns aim at him, much to his notice] Uh-oh. AHH! [removes his mask helmet and runs for it to save himself]
