“We have apprehended a dangerous threat in one of our very own labs....” – Grand Councilwoman, Lilo & Stitch (2025) ... Movie Quotes Database

Grand Councilwoman

[Tuesday; Galactic Council Emergency Session on planet Turo in the Kweltikwan Galaxy] [first lines]

We have apprehended a dangerous threat in one of our very own labs. [the alien council gasps in horror] Quiet! We believe that this… this… monstrosity… is the product of illegal genetic experimentation.

Robot

[Experiment 626, a blue koala-like alien with four arms, two antennas on his head, three spikes on his back, and wearing a red jumpsuit, reveals himself in the canister as he wakes up]

What deranged lunatic would create something like this?

Jumba

[brought in by two intergalactic soldiers, handcuffed; clears throat]

I prefer "deranged genius," but thank you for the introduction.

Grand Councilwoman

Dr. Jumba Jookiba, you were tasked with safely studying biological threats, not creating them.

Jumba

A threat? Experiment 626 is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon. 626 is unstoppable… [626 is seen breaking out of the canister with incredible strength] indestructible… [we then see 626 getting zap by laser ...more like tickling him since he is fireproof and bulletproof] smarter than 100 super computers!

626

[now seen playing a game of chess with him]

Tooba. (translation: "Checkmate.")

Jumba

[frustrated, while knocking away the chess pieces]

Gah, I don't wanna play anymore!'

Alien Council Members

It's an atrocity! Destroy it! I can't even look at him! He should be exiled.

Grand Councilwoman

Silence! He did not ask to be created. Perhaps, if he is so intelligent, he has the capacity to reason. [a microphone appears in the canister before 626] Experiment 626, show us that there is something inside you that is good.

626

[climbs down, walks up to the microphone like a shy child and clears his throat, everyone waits, Jumba glances at his creation and the court anxiously...after a moment of silence; speaks into the microphone]

Meega nala kweesta! (translation: "I want to destroy!") [The whole alien council gasps in shock as he cackles wickedly]

Grand Councilwoman

So naughty!

Robot

[barfing out bolts and screws]

Throwing up. Throwing up.

Jumba

[embarrassed]

I did not teach him that.

Grand Councilwoman

You have made our decision easy. He is clearly the flawed product of a deranged mind. Dr. Jookiba, your lab will be destroyed.

Jumba

[shrugs; not caring]

Okay, just leave me 626.

Grand Councilwoman

And 626 exiled.

Jumba

[disappointed]

Oh, come on!

Grand Councilwoman

Bailiff!

Jumba

[shocked]

Wait! No, no, no, no! You can't do that! [The experiment's canister get taken away downward, much to his horror] NOOOOO!!!

Cell Manager

[626 is then locked up in a cell, and gets a tracking collar fastened around his neck with guns pointing at him, controlled by the hammerhead shark-like alien dressed in suit and helmet]

Don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They're not gonna shoot anyone but you. [chuckles; 626 struggles and the guns move; He stops and thinks, looks at the two guns and they move; He gets an idea by drooling his spit and the guns aim but he slurps it back up before he does it again] Knock it off! Federation strictly forbids to be gross. Don't make me say-- [626 spits saliva at the Manager's face mask and the guns aim at him, much to his notice] Uh-oh. AHH! [removes his mask helmet and runs for it to save himself]

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