David Knock, knock!
David How is everybody? [looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
You remember my Auntie Pleakley and Uncle Jumba, right?
David Uhm...
[sotto, singsong voice]
Say something.
David Uhh...Nice hat.
Why, thank you, David. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
What we want and what we need are entirely different things. It's true what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
David Nani.
David You've been stressin' so I got movie tickets.
Movie? David, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.
David That's okay. I understand.
Great. Thanks for understanding.
[angrily; forcing Lilo and Stitch to have family fun night in the living room]
That's it, you two. I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun! Fun, fun, FUN! [the scene cuts to Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David, who are all in the living room watching "Them!" during a family fun night; enters with a tray of snacks] Is everyone having fun? [everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
I think I'm gonna throw up.
David [takes out an eyeball dumpling]
Uh, Nani, what are these?
Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
What kind of sick joke is this?
Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
[scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth, attempting to cheer Lilo up]
Cockroach?
[depressed]
I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
[Later, everyone wear alien headbands. Lilo and Stitch wear paper bags with drawn monster faces and the alien headbands]
It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
Shh. I'm trying to watch movie. [the movie shows the giant ant eats up an animal and knocks away the bone ribs; tearfully] It's so beautiful.
David Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]
I know what your problem is.
David What?
I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
David We've been only going out for three weeks.
A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
David I think she's just tired.
Tired, or tired of you? [Jumba and Stitch shush him] I wanted to dance at your wedding, but that's... [Jumba and Stitch shush him again] Fine.
I'm sorry, Mom. [sets down her Hi'iaka headdress, then runs off to the forest] Stitch, come back! [Jumba and Pleakley arrive] Have you seen Stitch?
We thought he was with you.
Lilo, baby, what happened?
I'm fine. Something really is wrong with Stitch!
It's not his fault. He's malfunctioning. And if we don't find him soon...
[As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. The scene shows Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]
Stitch!
Oh, Stitch! Where are you?
David Hey, you there, brudda, brudda?
Stitch! [climbs up the treehouse, thinking she heard Stitch, but finds Nani instead; Nani shows her the level chart of Stitch with a red X marked across it; gasps in horror, then devastated] No.
Hey, we'll find him. [David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find him]
David We looked everywhere!
He only has a few minutes left.
