David
Knock, knock!
Nani
David!
David
How is everybody? [looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
Nani
You remember my Auntie Pleakley and Uncle Jumba, right?
David
Uhm...
Nani
[sotto, singsong voice]
Say something.
David
Uhh...Nice hat.
Pleakley
Why, thank you, David. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Jumba
Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
Pleakley
What we want and what we need are entirely different things. It's true what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
David
Nani.
Nani
Yeah?
David
You've been stressin' so I got movie tickets.
Nani
Movie? David, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.
David
That's okay. I understand.
Nani
Great. Thanks for understanding.
Nani
[angrily; forcing Lilo and Stitch to have family fun night in the living room]
That's it, you two. I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun! Fun, fun, FUN! [the scene cuts to Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David, who are all in the living room watching "Them!" during a family fun night; enters with a tray of snacks] Is everyone having fun? [everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
Stitch
Oh, yummy!
Nani
We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
Pleakley
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jumba
Ew, I think someone did.
David
[takes out an eyeball dumpling]
Uh, Nani, what are these?
Nani
Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
Pleakley
What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba
Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
Pleakley
[choked]
It's good.
Stitch
[scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth, attempting to cheer Lilo up]
Cockroach?
Lilo
[depressed]
I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
Nani
Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
Pleakley
[Later, everyone wear alien headbands. Lilo and Stitch wear paper bags with drawn monster faces and the alien headbands]
It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
Jumba
Shh. I'm trying to watch movie. [the movie shows the giant ant eats up an animal and knocks away the bone ribs; tearfully] It's so beautiful.
David
Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]
Pleakley
I know what your problem is.
David
What?
Pleakley
I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
David
We've been only going out for three weeks.
Pleakley
A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
David
I think she's just tired.
Pleakley
Tired, or tired of you? [Jumba and Stitch shush him] I wanted to dance at your wedding, but that's... [Jumba and Stitch shush him again] Fine.
Pleakley
[After Stitch's glitch ruined family fun night, Jumba walks up a hill] [following him]
Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where are you going? Include me! Include me!
Jumba
Something is wrong with 626.
Pleakley
What is it?
Jumba
I don't know!
Pleakley
You don't know? You won't tell? [a leave hits his face] Ow! My good eye! [follows Jumba into the ship, then crosses his arms, looking away from him] You don't trust me. Fine! If you won't tell me what's going on, then I won't tell you something. Ooh! What an interesting secret that I have, that I won't tell Jumba. [a mechanical arm with a sample container pops out] Oh, my, it's a juicy one.
Jumba
Quiet, you!
Pleakley
Okay, I don't have a secret, but don't shut me out. Let me in. Let me... [sees a sample of blue fur] What's that?
Jumba
It's a sample of Stitch's fur. [the sample container arm with the sample of Stitch's fur retracts back] Now we shall see. [The super-computer glows with green light as the screen turns on, showing a lowering charge meter beside an image of Stitch] No. [horrified] No. [realizing; enraged] THOSE IDIOT POLICE!!! [calms down] I hoped this day would never come.
Pleakley
What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?
Jumba
[sighs]
During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged. [the scene fades to a flashback showing outer space, the windows of a building on a space rock flash green. Inside, Jumba cackles as green energy crackles from a device on the ceiling. He laughs] There it is! [continues cackling as the green energy zaps around a glass container, showing a ball of blue smoke. As he cackles so hard, he turns off the device, then coughs] Not so easy on the throat. [approaches the container to see a blue ball inside] Oh! Can it be? Have I done it? [The ball unfolds, revealing Stitch in his alien form, looking around, much to Jumba's amazement] He's so cute, so fluffy, even. [brings his face to the glass as Stitch sniffs, then backs up as Jumba yells] Where did I go wrong?! [Stitch pounces at the glass, making Jumba flinch as he laughs] What a relief. [chuckles] Your name is 626. Isn't that nice? [as Stitch growls, Jumba grabs an extendable charging cable] Oh, I know. I know. You wanna get out, and wreak some havoc, but your molecules need to be charged. [plugs the cable into the container, causing its trim to glow green, then pats it] That's the most important part. [walks over to look at the screen which shows the charge meter rising] Meanwhile, I have a little surprise for you. [Stitch hops excitedly] Close your eyes. [Stitch opens one eye] Uh-uh. No peeking. He cheats already.
Stitch
[first words]
Oh, jiggiebig! [covers his hands over his eyes while Jumba chuckles]
Jumba
[shows Stitch a red suit]
Ta-da!
Stitch
Ooh! [excitedly speaks alien language as he claws at the container]
Jumba
If it's too big, I had it taken in. [hears a bang on the door] Uh-oh.
Stitch
Huh?
GG Gator Guard
Open up! Intergalactic Police!
Jumba
[stuffs the suit in a box on the side of the container]
There's nobody home. Uh, check in the mail. [the door molts] I'm in the tub.
GG Gator Guard
[The door explodes as three gator-like aliens wearing police space suits enter the lab, aiming their guns at Jumba] [bursts in]
You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation!
Jumba
You idiots! You'll ruin everything! [as the gator guards pull him back from the container with Stitch still inside] Oh, no!
GG Gator Guard
Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Council. [as Jumba drops to the floor, the leader lifts his visor to speak to his friends] You two, get the evidence.
Jumba
No, stop! Stop! His molecules aren't fully charged! [one gator guard pulls the cable out of its socket on the container] No, no! No! [as the charge meter on screen turns red, yellow and orange, the second gator guard, with his visor up, drops the cable, realizing his mistake] Oh!
C Computer
Warning. Warning. Warning. Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.
Jumba
No! No! There's no telling what will happen! [breaks free from the lead gator guard's grip, but he grabs him again] Let me go! No! WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY LITTLE MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?! [gets dragged away; in the present] And now, his circuits are going haywire!
Pleakley
[gasps]
That's why he was freaking out in the house!
Jumba
He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!
Pleakley
Can you fixed him?
Jumba
I must, or my little Stitch will shut down for good. [The view closes in on the charge meter still dropping]
Lilo
I'm sorry, Mom. [sets down her Hi'iaka headdress, then runs off to the forest] Stitch, come back! [Jumba and Pleakley arrive] Have you seen Stitch?
Jumba
We thought he was with you.
Nani
Lilo, baby, what happened?
Lilo
I'm fine. Something really is wrong with Stitch!
Jumba
It's not his fault. He's malfunctioning. And if we don't find him soon...
Lilo
[As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. The scene shows Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]
Stitch!
Nani
Stitch?
Pleakley
Oh, Stitch! Where are you?
Jumba
Stitch! Stitch!
David
Hey, you there, brudda, brudda?
Lilo
Stitch! [climbs up the treehouse, thinking she heard Stitch, but finds Nani instead; Nani shows her the level chart of Stitch with a red X marked across it; gasps in horror, then devastated] No.
Nani
Hey, we'll find him. [David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find him]
David
We looked everywhere!
Jumba
He only has a few minutes left.
Pleakley
[Lilo, Nani, David, Jumba and Pleakley are trying to catch up with Stitch in Nani's Volkswagen Beetle after he flies off in Jumba's ship]
I think I should drive.
Nani
Two eyes, my car, I'm driving!
Jumba
At the rate Stitch is going, he's soon to be accelerating into stratosphere. If only we had way to communicate with him.
Pleakley
[on the phone with his mother]
I know. It's horrible, Mom. Stitch has taken off in the ship, and we have no way to contact him. Poor Jumba. He's worked so hard.
Jumba
[snatches the phone]
Give me that! Yes, yes...Yes, Mother Pleakley. He'll call you back.
