MK Moses/Kumu
Girls, I have very exciting news. This week is our May Day...
[showing up late]
Sorry I'm late. [runs up on the stage] But wait till you see this. I got my 'uli'uli technique down.
Kui kala laima! Ho kee ma! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!
MK Moses/Kumu
Lilo. [gets a quick picture taken by Stitch]
Uliuli, uliuli, ha! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!
MK Moses/Kumu
Lilo, we're not doing that today.
M Mertle
We're not doing that today.
[annoyingly takes a picture of her; mockingly]
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah. Bleugh! [tears up the photo]
E Elena
Kumu has an important announcement.
MK Moses/Kumu
In three days is our town's May Day celebration. And here's the best part. There will be a hula competition. Each of you will create an original hula. The one that best expresses the aloha spirit will lead our halau as the winning dance.
[pointing to Lilo]
You, you, you!
M Mertle
[After the hula class]
Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.
How do you know you're gonna win?
M Mertle
I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.
I don't know. I think maybe I can win!
M Mertle
Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and threatens to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch gasp in shock over hearing that] Never.
[Lilo glares at Stitch] [let us go of her arm]
Okay.
[angrily walks over to Mertle while throwing down her hula headdress, preparing to beat her up]
That's it!
[takes the camera out of the bag]
Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo leaps at Mertle shouted the Tarzan yell, kicking her and tossingly her aside, takes a selfie of himself with the fighting in the background, and accidentally takes the last one of the worried Moses/Kumu appearing]
MK Moses/Kumu
[offscreen]
As you can see... [cut to the Pelekai house, showing Nani the pictures Stitch took] ...there was a little disagreement...again.
[looking through the pictures]
Aye, ya.
[to Stitch]
Next time, flush the evidence.
[imitates a toilet flushes]
Ka-slush.
MK Moses/Kumu
Okay, girls, this is your last rehearsal before tomorrow's competition.
What if I forget the moves and Mertle laughs at me? And I get mad and pound her?! You gotta help me, Stitch. I need you.
Our hula is about an ancient friendship that proves love is more powerful than death.
The great goddess Hi'iaka...that's me...and the brave and handsome mortal Lohi'au...that's Stitch. [Stitch, who's suddenly glitching again, hasn't appeared on the stage yet] I said, the handsome mortal Lohi'au! Oh, handsome mortal!
[impatiently]
Stitch, get out here!
