Car!
Car!
car drives past
Game On!
Game On!
Wayne Campbell
Mike Myers · 40 quotes
Mikita's manager, Glen
Ed O'Neill · 36 quotes
Garth Algar
Dana Carvey · 33 quotes
Benjamin Kane
7 quotes
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases
7 quotes
Cassandra
Tia Carrere · 5 quotes
Stacy
Lara Flynn Boyle · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wayne Campbell & Mikita's manager, Glen (20), Garth Algar & Mikita's manager, Glen (15), Wayne Campbell & Garth Algar (10)
Wayne's World quotes
Page 3 of 6Hey, where'd you learn to speak English?
College... and the "Police Academy" movies.
Phil, what are you doing here? You're partied out, man. Again.
What if he honks in the car?
Wayne
I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee.
...
Garth
Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this. [Garth holds out an extremely small paper cup.]
So, do you... come to Milwaukee often?
Alice Cooper
Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Pete
Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
Alice Cooper
Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
I was not aware of that.
Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?
Yeah.
Wayne
Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?
Yeah.
Wayne
Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?
.........Yeah.
Wayne
Okay, party. Bonus.
Uh-oh, Stacy.
Hi Wayne! Hi... rides bicycle into car
Ron Paxton [Inventor Ron Paxton demonstrates the "Suck Kut", a vacuum/haircutting device.]
As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.
It certainly does suck.
(getting a suck-cut)
AAHHH! TURN IT OFF MAN, TURN IT OFF! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE! OH, THE HUMANITY!
[Wayne and Garth are lying on the hood of the "mirth-mobile", staring at the stars.]
Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?
Wayne
Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted, with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth
She's a babe.
Wayne
She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth
If she were a president she would be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Wayne
If she lived in the Cretaceous, she'd be Babeasauros Rex.
...
Garth
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne
(cracks up laughing)
No... No.
Garth
Neither did I. I was just asking.
She's magically babe-a-licious.
Wayne
She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.
...
Garth
Hey, are you done yet? I'm getting tired of holding this. (referring to Claudia's picture)
Wayne
Yeah, that's what she said.
[Wayne is pulled over by a traffic cop for speeding]
Yes, officer, is there something wrong?
Traffic Cop
[holds up photo]
Have you seen this boy?
Wayne
[looks at camera]
AAAAAAAHHHH! [looks forward] AAAAHHH!!! [floors it]
T-1000 Have you seen this boy?
AHHHHHHHH! [floors it]
Wayne
[Wayne wants help in a music store.]
I know — I'll use the "May I help you?" riff (plays obnoxious guitar solo)
Clerk
May I help you?
...
Guy
[Garth plays an astonishing drum solo in the music store.]
You are, like... amazing... dude.
Garth
Thanks. I...like to play. (taps cymbal lightly)
(reading from Benjamin's planner)
'Thursday — purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.
(speaking to the camera)
I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?
(speaking to the camera)
What the hell's going on? I lost my show, I lost my best friend, I lost my girl. I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on, and you know what really pisses me off — [camera pans away] Wait, no, come on back.. OK, things aren't as bad as they seem... I'll figure somethin' out, OK?