Ron Paxton
[Inventor Ron Paxton demonstrates the "Suck Kut", a vacuum/haircutting device.]
As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.
Wayne Campbell
It certainly does suck.
Garth Algar
(getting a suck-cut)
AAHHH! TURN IT OFF MAN, TURN IT OFF! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE! OH, THE HUMANITY!



