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True Lies

True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Albert Gibson
Harry Tasker
Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Spencer Trilby

30 seconds and counting. Ditch the bitch.

Albert Gibson: [over radio] All right twinkle toes, what's you exit strategy?
Harry Tasker: I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
Albert Gibson: [over radio] Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.

Albert Gibson: Care to tango?
Faisil: Yes, I would.
Harry Tasker: Assholes.

Albert Gibson: Dickhead.
Harry Tasker: Blow me.

Faisil: [hacking the computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt and I am goin...
Albert Gibson: Just copy the goddamn files, OK?

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Harry Tasker: [To Salim, currently attached to a rocket] You're fired.

Harry Tasker: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!

Harry Tasker: But what about their husbands?
Simon: Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.

Harry Tasker: Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
Albert Gibson: Your horse?

Harry Tasker: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking you neck.
Samir: And how are you going to do all that?
Harry Tasker: You know my handcuffs?
Samir: Hmm...
Harry Tasker: [holds up his hands] I picked them.

Harry Tasker: Helen is having an affair.
Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club!

Harry Tasker: The bridge is out!
Helen Tasker: What?
Harry Tasker: The bridge it out!
Helen Tasker: I can't hear you!
[Harry then points at the broken bridge.]
Helen Tasker: [panicing] Oh God! The bridge is out Harry! The bridge is out!

Harry Tasker: The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...
Helen Tasker: [hopeful] Natasha?
Harry Tasker: No... Doris.

Harry Tasker: You tell on me, I'll tell on you.
Albert Gibson: What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
Harry Tasker: What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Albert Gibson: You knew about that?
Harry Tasker: Uh-huh.