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True Lies

True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Albert Gibson
Harry Tasker
Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Spencer Trilby

View Quote 30 seconds and counting. Ditch the bitch.
View Quote Albert Gibson: [over radio] All right twinkle toes, what's you exit strategy?
Harry Tasker: I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
Albert Gibson: [over radio] Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.
View Quote Albert Gibson: Care to tango?
Faisil: Yes, I would.
Harry Tasker: Assholes.
View Quote Albert Gibson: Dickhead.
Harry Tasker: Blow me.
View Quote Faisil: [hacking the computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt and I am goin...
Albert Gibson: Just copy the goddamn files, OK?
View Quote Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
View Quote Harry Tasker: [To Salim, currently attached to a rocket] You're fired.
View Quote Harry Tasker: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!
View Quote Harry Tasker: But what about their husbands?
Simon: Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.
View Quote Harry Tasker: Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
Albert Gibson: Your horse?
View Quote Harry Tasker: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking you neck.
Samir: And how are you going to do all that?
Harry Tasker: You know my handcuffs?
Samir: Hmm...
Harry Tasker: [holds up his hands] I picked them.
View Quote Harry Tasker: Helen is having an affair.
Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club!
View Quote Harry Tasker: The bridge is out!
Helen Tasker: What?
Harry Tasker: The bridge it out!
Helen Tasker: I can't hear you!
[Harry then points at the broken bridge.]
Helen Tasker: [panicing] Oh God! The bridge is out Harry! The bridge is out!
View Quote Harry Tasker: The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...
Helen Tasker: [hopeful] Natasha?
Harry Tasker: No... Doris.
View Quote Harry Tasker: You tell on me, I'll tell on you.
Albert Gibson: What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
Harry Tasker: What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Albert Gibson: You knew about that?
Harry Tasker: Uh-huh.