Have you ever killed anyone?
Yeah, but they were all bad.
Most scenes together: Harry Tasker & Spencer Trilby (20), Albert Gibson & Spencer Trilby (12), Albert Gibson & Harry Tasker (11)
Have you ever killed anyone?
Yeah, but they were all bad.
Can I see your invitation?
Sure, here's my invitation. [blows shed sky-high]
Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
Looks like she could suck start a leaf blower, Titties that make you want to sit up and ask for buttermilk, ass like a 10 year old boy.
You're on Harry's team, right.
Yes.
So what makes you think that the slack I cut him in anyway translates to you?
Don't be ridiculous, she's only - what is she now?
She's fourteen!
She's fourteen years old!
Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
Harry, do you realize it has been, if fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.
My turn to drive?
Give me the page.
What are you talking about?
This jumps from page 9 to page 11. Where's page 10?
Give me the goddamn page! [smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist.]
OK. [Quickly grabs page 10 from coat]
Give me the page!
What?
This jumps from page 9 to page 11.
OK.
Well that worked real good. Right out of the old front gate.
Can you lean back for a second...
[Harry shoots two remaining pursuers.]
Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.
So basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that.
What are you, a Boy Scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.
But what about their husbands?
Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean? [laughs]
Is there anything you want to tell me before we start?
Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
I see...How, exactly?
First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
And what makes you think you can do all that?
You know my handcuffs?
Hmm...
I picked them.
I know what this is...
Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo.