True Lies 1994 quotes, page 2

72 quotes · 9 characters
True Lies (1994) poster
Characters
Albert Gibson Tom Arnold · 28 quotes
Simon Bill Paxton · 9 quotes
Faisil Grant Heslov · 5 quotes
Samir Charles Cragin · 3 quotes
Salim Abu Aziz Art Malik · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Harry Tasker & Spencer Trilby (20), Albert Gibson & Spencer Trilby (12), Albert Gibson & Harry Tasker (11)

True Lies quotes

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Looks like she could suck start a leaf blower, Titties that make you want to sit up and ask for buttermilk, ass like a 10 year old boy.

[Harry is commandeering a Harrier to rescue his daughter.]

Harry, do you realize it has been, if fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?

If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.

[Harry is reading the tapped phone conversations from Helen, and notices something, pulling over.]

My turn to drive?

Give me the page.

What are you talking about?

This jumps from page 9 to page 11. Where's page 10?

[looks at paper]

It's gotta be a typo.

[shouts]

Give me the goddamn page! [smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist.]

[Gibson looks at the window, then stares blankly at Harry]

OK. [Quickly grabs page 10 from coat]

[Harry is reading the tapped phone conversations from Helen, and notices something, pulling over.]

Give me the page!

This jumps from page 9 to page 11.

[looks at paper]

Must be a typo.

[shouts]

Give me the goddamn page.

[Harry smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist. Gibson looks at the window, and quickly grabs page 10 from his coat.]

OK.

[Harry returns to the van after escaping the castle.]

Hi guys.

Well that worked real good. Right out of the old front gate.

Can you lean back for a second...
[Harry shoots two remaining pursuers.]

[Harry's tracked down Helen's supposed paramour, Simon at a used car dealership and test-drives his '57 Chevy]

Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.

So basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that.

What are you, a Boy Scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.

But what about their husbands?

Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean? [laughs]

[fake laughs]

Those idiots!

Samir
[Harry, in handcuffs, is giving in to the truth serum Dr. Samir injected him with]

Is there anything you want to tell me before we start?

Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

Samir

I see...How, exactly?

Tasker

First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

Samir

And what makes you think you can do all that?

Tasker

You know my handcuffs?

Samir

Hmm...

Tasker
[holds up his uncuffed hands]

I picked them.

[Simon is attempting to have sex with Helen.]

No, I can't. I can't!

[Simon is still persuing.]

If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!

Helicopter Pilot
[Talking about Helen Tasker, in a car with Simon.]

Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo.

[to Harry Tasker]

Maybe she's sleepy.