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Albert Gibson quotes

View Quote What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
View Quote Get lost, dipshit.
View Quote Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.
View Quote Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.
View Quote The guy is a used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better! [Harry gives him a dirty look] I'm sorry, Harry, l I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!
View Quote [to Dana, who's wearing a helmet] Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
View Quote It's called ice and it's a little slick.
View Quote I'm beginning to like this guy. [Harry gives him a mean look] Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given.
View Quote 30 seconds and counting. Ditch the bitch.
View Quote What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.
View Quote You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for fifteen years, Harry.
View Quote So your life's in the crapper. So your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
View Quote Harry? Harry? You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?
View Quote Ok, I've got two words form that. In. Sane.
View Quote You aren't her parents anymore, her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna, you can't compete with that kind of bombardment
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