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View Quote Would a spy pee on himself?
View Quote Let's face it. The 'Vette... get 'em wet!
View Quote I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.
View Quote Men want this for only one thing, pussy right.
View Quote Hey because it's you
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