Bill Paxton movie quotes

View Quote Corporal Ferro: Stand by to initiate release sequencer. On my mark. Five. Four.
Hudson: We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
Corporal Ferro: Three. Two. One. Mark.

View Quote Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

View Quote [after the drop-ship crashes] That's great. That's just **** great, man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man! Game's over man, game's **** over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

View Quote Bill: Jonas! Son of a bitch!
Melissa: Who is that honey?
Bill: Jonas Miller. He's a nightcrawler. We all started out working in the same lab, but Jonas went out and got some corporate sponsors. He's in it for the money not the science. He has a lot of high tech gadgets, but he's got no instincts, and he doesn't have Dorothy.

View Quote Dusty: (realizes a tornado is coming) Jo, Bill, it's coming! It's headed right for us!
Bill: (staring at the nearby tornado with Jo and Mellisa) It's already here! (to everyone nearby) Everybody underground now!

View Quote [A combine has just been dropped from a tornado.]
Jo: Debris! Dusty, we have Debris!
Bill: DEBRIS?
Jo: Right! Left! Right! Left!
Bill: Which way now?
Jo: I have no idea.

View Quote Chet. My name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.

View Quote How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

View Quote Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!

View Quote Boys! Boys, look at this. We got them all. It won't be long now. The angel came again last night and told me that God will be sending us a list of the first 10 demons soon.

View Quote Get down there. It has to be done. It's God's will. Come on, do it like I showed you, the neck first, Fenton.

View Quote You didn't think anyone knew about that, did you? But God saw you! [Dad picks up his axe] And you can't escape God's wrath!

View Quote Men want this for only one thing, pussy right.

View Quote Hey because it's you

View Quote I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.

View Quote [passing over the moon after the lost landing] Got to tell you, I had an itch to take this baby down though. Do some prospecting. Damn, we were close.

View Quote Fred Haise: We're not gonna have power much longer. The ship's bleeding to death.

View Quote [Jack Swigert smacks his head on the L.E.M. ceiling]
Jack Swigert: OW! God damn this piece of shit!
Fred Haise: Hey! This piece of shit's gonna get you home. That's cause that's all we got left, Jack!
Jack Swigert: What are you saying, Fred?
Fred Haise: I think you know what I'm saying.
Jack Swigert: Now wait a minute. All I did was stir those tanks.
Fred Haise: What was that gauge reading before you hit the switch?
Jack Swigert: Don't tell me how to fly the damn C.M. --
Fred Haise: You don't even know, do you!?
Jack Swigert: -- they brought me in here to do a job, they asked me to stir the damn tanks and I stirred the tanks!
Jim Lovell: Jack, stop kicking yourself in the ass.
Jack Swigert: This is NOT MY FAULT!
Jim Lovell: No one is saying it is. If I'm in the left-hand seat when the call comes up, I stir the tanks.
Jack Swigert: Yeah, well, tell HIM [Haise] that.
Fred Haise: I just asked you what the gauge was reading. And YOU DON'T KNOW!
Jim Lovell: All right gentlemen, we're not gonna do this. We're not gonna go bouncing off the walls for ten minutes, because we're just gonna end up right back here with the same problems! Try to figure out how to stay alive!

View Quote Battle is the great redeemer. The fiery crucible in which the only true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.

View Quote I see everyone is having a productive morning. You know, it gives me a swell of pride knowing soldiers of your caliber will be leading the charge tomorrow. Tip of the spear. Edge of the knife. Crack of my ass.

View Quote Master Sergeant Farell: Take care of Private Cage.
Griff: What, all day?
Master Sergeant Farell: Something tells me it won't be nearly that long.

View Quote Old Rose: That was the last time Titanic ever saw daylight.
Brock Lovett: So we're up to dusk on the night of the sinking. Six hours to go.
Lewis Bodine: Incredible. There's Smith and he's standing there and he's got the iceberg warning in his **** hand, excuse me, his hand, and he ordering more speed.
Brock Lovett: Twenty-six years of experience working against him. He figures anything big enough to sink the ship, they're gonna see in time to turn. The ship's too big with too small a rudder. It doesn't corner worth a damn. Everything he knows is wrong.

View Quote Brock Lovett: Louis XVI wore a fabulous stone that was called the Blue Diamond of the Crown, which disappeared in 1792, about the same time old Louis lost everything from the neck up. The theory goes that the crown diamond was chopped too... recut into a heart-like shape that became known as the Heart of the Ocean. Today it would be worth more than the Hope Diamond.
Old Rose: It was a dreadful, heavy thing. I only wore it this once.
Lizzy Calvert: [looking at Rose's drawing] You actually believe this is you, nana?
Old Rose: It is me, dear. Wasn't I a dish?

View Quote Bobby Buell: Brock! Brock! There's a satellite call for you.
Brock Lovett: Bobby, we're launching now. You see these submersibles going into the water? [motions to the subs]
Bobby Buell: Trust me, buddy, you wanna take this call.
Brock Lovett: This better be good.
Bobby Buell: And you gotta speak up, she's kinda old
Brock Lovett: Great. [on the phone] This is Brock Lovett. How can help you, Mrs... ? [turns to Bobby]
Bobby Buell: Calvert. Rose Calvert.
Brock Lovett: Mrs. Calvert?
Old Rose: I was just wondering if you had found the "Heart of the Ocean" yet, Mr. Lovett.
[Brock turns to Buell, completely shocked]
Bobby Buell: Told you you wanted to take this call.
Brock Lovett: Alright. You have my attention, Rose. Can you tell us who the woman in the picture is?
Old Rose: Oh yes. The woman in the picture is me.

View Quote Boy, I tell ya I'm suffering... from a hangover!

View Quote Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, "God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me." It's kind of flattering, really.

View Quote Remember what I said about people seein' a bright light before they die? It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.

View Quote Intelligence doesn't threaten me. Stupidity does.

View Quote Wick: Who's the leader, Mr. Vaughn? Who makes decisions on the mountain that mean other people live or die? Who plays God, so to speak?
Elliot: There can only be one leader. It's always the best climber. In this case I've made it clear to everyone Tom McLaren is that man.

View Quote Elliot: We can't waste resources on a lost cause.
Annie: Saving somebody's life is not a lost cause.
Elliot: It is if you know they can't be saved. Why should three people die, if two can live?

View Quote [last lines] Thunderbirds are go!

View Quote Alan: Keep backing up... I've got a plan.
[Alan pulls out a rock catapult, aims it at The Hood and misses]
Tintin: That's your plan?
The Hood: It's not me you're angry at, Alan.
Alan: It's not you I'm aiming at.
[He shoots again hitting the console behind the Hood. The floor beneath Alan, TinTin and Fermat collapses]
Alan, Tintin, Fermat: Ahhhhhh!
The Hood: Get them!
Lady Penelope: [arriving at Tracy Island after they send the emergency signal] This doesn't look good, Parker.
Parker: No, Milady.
Lady Penelope: [points with her pink umbrella to a potted plant on a nearby table] That Bougainvillea is absolutely parched! [points behind her to an old wooden hammock]
Lady Penelope: And someone should do something about that *hideous* hammock!
Parker: [after taking Lady Penelope's umbrella] Yes, milady.
Alan: Hey, Dad. That stuff the Hood said, about you leaving him to die. He was lying, right?
Jeff: No. See, you can't save everyone, Alan. It doesn't matter how hard you try or how brave you are. It doesn't even matter if it's someone you love, someone you'd give your life in a second to save. You just can't save everyone.
Alan: What was Mom like?
Jeff: She was a lot like you.