Dusty (after Jo and Bill drive through an explosion)
Jo, Bill did you see that explosion?
We saw it.
Scenes with Dusty
9 scenes Dusty Dusty (realizes a tornado is coming)
Jo, Bill, it's coming! It's headed right for us!
(staring at the nearby tornado with Jo and Mellisa)
It's already here! (to everyone nearby) Everybody underground now!
Dusty Bill, she just missed the truck!
Dusty [After their first attempt to launch Dorthy fails. Jo is picking up parts, while Dusty is chuckling]
Well, there's some good news. It DID fly. What was it like?
...It was windy.
Dusty Windy. [Chuckles] That's intense.
God Meg, you got alot of beef. Where'd you get all this beef?
Aunt Meg
Did you see my cows out front?
No.
Aunt Meg
Op...aaah!
Dusty You slaughter your own cows! Meg, nice!
Dusty So we get this one near Daleton right?
Oh, god.
Dusty And we are way to close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.
[points to Bill]
And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...
Dusty He is naked!
He is buck naked.
Naked!
NOT naked! [laughter] I was not naked!
Half naked.
Dusty Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? [laughter] And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground. The twister caught it, and sucked it right up!
Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
Dusty I LOVE THIS GUY!
Where's my truck? [Jo's truck falls from the sky in the way of Melissa. Melissa screams hysterically, while at the same time able to swerve around it] There it is.
Melissa?!
Dusty [Melissa stops the truck, panting and in shock. The rest of the team goes to meet her. Dusty is there first]
Did you just miss that truck? That's AWESOME! That's AWESOME!
You know, Jo, some of us couldn't help but notice how close we are to Wakita.
No.
Aunt Meg wouldn't mind a pit stop, right?
No!
Dusty Red meat! We crave sustenance!
Guys, we are NOT invading my aunt!
Dusty F-food!
Rest of the Team
Food! FOOD!
Hey! We're absolutely not going!
Dusty It's the wonder of nature baby!
