Twister (1996) · 36 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Twister (1996): in 3 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Rabbit (3), Jo (2)
You know, Jo, some of us couldn't help but notice how close we are to Wakita.
No.
Sanders Aunt Meg wouldn't mind a pit stop, right?
No!
Red meat! We crave sustenance!
Guys, we are NOT invading my aunt!
F-food!
Food! FOOD!
Hey! We're absolutely not going!
Bill?
Why didn't you tell me?
Bill, don't!
Uh, what?
And what will soon be the center of all studies- [Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system] Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Hey guys, get this loser off of me!
Alright! Back off! Back off!
Put your malfunction, man!
Come on, he's not worth it!
What is the matter with you?!
Calm down!
What the hell are you talking about?!
DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!
Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?
You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!
Unrealized idea. Unrealized.
That thing ain't worth shit! [Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]
Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.
That's right!
Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, 'cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
Better than what you sniff.
We'll see who gets it first, PAL.
Oh, and by the way...[Referring to Bill's new weatherman job] I really enjoy your weather reports. [Laughs and walks away]
JEEZ YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!
Alright! Alright!
Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!
Sanders He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!
Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps.
Sanders I didn't fold the maps.
Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL THE MAPS.
