Brandt
(Releasing a gale of forced laughter)
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Scenes with Brandt
5 scenes Brandt
Brandt
Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.
Brandt
This is our concern, Dude.
Brandt
Uh, our guest needs to be going now, Mrs. Lebowski.
The Dude
Oh, you're Bunny.
Bunny Lebowski
I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars.
Brandt
[laughs]
Wonderful woman! We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt
Ha ha. That's marvelous.
The Dude
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
The Dude
Where was she, man?
Brandt
Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.
The Dude
Well, I guess the **** nihilists knew where she was.
Walter Sobchak
Jesus, Dude. She never even kidnapped herself.
Brandt
Who is this gentleman, Dude?
Walter Sobchak
Who am I? I'm a **** veteran! That's who I am.
Brandt
You shouldn't go in there, Dude. He's very angry. [Dude and Walter enter Lebowski's office]
The Big Lebowski
So, she's back. No thanks to you.
The Dude
Where's the **** money, Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak
A million bucks from **** needy little urban achievers! You are scum, man!
The Big Lebowski
Who the hell is he?
Walter Sobchak
Who am i? Who am i? I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony goldbricking ass! That's who I am!
The Dude
We know the briefcase was **** empty. We know you kept the million bucks for yourself.
The Big Lebowski
You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you and you stole it.
Walter Sobchak
As if we would ever DREAM OF TAKING YOUR BULLSHIT MONEY!!!
The Dude
You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were **** glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on! You'd just met me! You....you.... human paraquat! You figured "oh, here's a loser", you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
The Big Lebowski
Well, aren't you?
The Dude
Well, yeah! But--
The Big Lebowski
Get out, both of you!
Walter Sobchak
Look at that **** phony pretending to be a **** millionaire!
The Big Lebowski
OUT OF THIS HOUSE, NOW!!! YOU BUMS!!!
Walter Sobchak
Let me tell you something else, I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude. And this guy's a fake [slowly approaches Lebowski] A **** goldbricker!
The Big Lebowski
[becomes scared]
Stay away from me, mister!
Walter Sobchak
This guy **** walks! I've never been more certain of anything in my life
The Big Lebowski
You stay away from me!
The Dude
Walter! For Christ's sake, he's a cripple, man!
Walter Sobchak
I've never been more certain than anything in my **** life! Come on! [grabs Lebowski out of his wheelchair]
The Dude
Put him down, man!
Walter Sobchak
Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude! Walk! Achtung, baby! [throws him to the floor. Lebowski weeps. Walter's dog checks on him, but Lebowski pushes the dog aside]
The Dude
Come on, man. Help me put him back in his chair.
