Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Big Lebowski (1998): in 4 of its 135 quotes
Jesus Quintana Hey! What's this 'day of rest' shit? What's this bullshit? I don't **** care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've **** you in the ass Saturday. I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.
Jesus Quintana Are you ready to be ****, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
Jesus Quintana Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece (reference to Walter's Colt pistol) out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the **** trigger 'til it goes "click" (all eight rounds in his fully loaded Colt pistol were fired).
Jesus Quintana You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.
