Chet Do you know what time it is? Time to pay the fiddler.
Played by Bill Paxton 
Weird Science (1985) · 72 quotes
Weird Science (1985) · 72 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Weird Science (1985): in 19 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Gary (3), Wyatt (3)
Chet. My name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.
More lines from Chet
15 quotes Chet Chet Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!
Chet That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.
Chet For Christ's sake's, Weed! Cover yourself!
Chet If my room's okay, I won't kill him. I-I'll just hurt him real bad.
Chet Fine. You die, she walks outta here with a severe limp.
Chet Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!
Chet Stay outta this, bimbo! This is a family matter.
Chet You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue.
Chet How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
Chet He pukes, you die.
Chet You're dead meat, pilgrim.
Chet This isn't funny, you stupid bitch!
Chet You spit in this?
Chet I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!
Scenes with Chet
3 scenes
[Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
Should we give her a brain?
Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?
[Gary is mumbling some incomprehensible gibberish over the doll that will become Lisa.]
Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
It's ceremonial.
