Harry Tasker What can I say? I'm a spy.
Most-quoted character in True Lies (1994): in 37 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Spencer Trilby (20), Albert Gibson (11), Helen Tasker (4)
Blow me.
More lines from Harry Tasker
13 quotes Harry Tasker Harry Tasker There is no us, you psychopathic bitch!
Harry Tasker Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.
Harry Tasker Cool off.
Harry Tasker We're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah.
Harry Tasker THE BRIDGE IS OOOUUUTTTT.
Harry Tasker I'm going to walk right out the front gate.
Harry Tasker slight change in plans.
Harry Tasker DANA!
Harry Tasker Just getting a better look at beavis and butthead.
Harry Tasker Federal officer in pursuit of suspect, sorry.
Harry Tasker BYE!
Harry Tasker You're fired! [while launching a Sidewinder missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging]
Scenes with Harry Tasker
23 scenes
Harry Tasker Don't be ridiculous, she's only - what is she now?
She's fourteen!
Harry Tasker She's fourteen years old!
Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
Harry Tasker Helen is having an affair.
Welcome to the club!
Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Harry Tasker Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
Harry Tasker Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker Yep!
Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker Yeah, but they were all bad.
Harry Tasker You tell on me, I'll tell on you.
What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
Harry Tasker What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
You knew about that?
Harry Tasker Uh-huh.
Harry Tasker The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...
Harry Tasker No... Doris.
Care to tango?
Yes, I would.
Harry Tasker Assholes.
Harry Tasker But what about their husbands?
Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.
Harry Tasker [Harry returns to the van after escaping the castle.]
Hi guys.
Well that worked real good. Right out of the old front gate.
Harry Tasker Can you lean back for a second...
[Harry shoots two remaining pursuers.]
Harry Tasker Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
Your horse?
Harry Tasker I know what this is...
Harry Tasker [Salim smiles]
This is an espresso machine.
Harry Tasker [Salim frowns]
No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker.
Harry Tasker [Salim approaches Harry]
Is it a water heater?
Harry Tasker [To Salim, currently attached to a rocket]
You're fired.
Harry Tasker I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
[Harry is commandeering a Harrier to rescue his daughter.]
Harry, do you realize it has been, if fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
Harry Tasker If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.
Harry Tasker First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking you neck.
And how are you going to do all that?
Harry Tasker You know my handcuffs?
Hmm...
Harry Tasker [holds up his hands]
I picked them.
Dickhead.
Harry Tasker Blow me.
Party Guard
Can I see your invitation?
Harry Tasker Sure, here's my invitation. [blows shed sky-high]
Harry Tasker [Harry is reading the tapped phone conversations from Helen, and notices something, pulling over.]
Give me the page!
What?
Harry Tasker This jumps from page 9 to page 11.
Harry Tasker [shouts]
Give me the goddamn page.
[Harry smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist. Gibson looks at the window, and quickly grabs page 10 from his coat.]
OK.
Harry Tasker The bridge is out!
What?
Harry Tasker The bridge it out!
I can't hear you!
[Harry then points at the broken bridge.] [panicing]
Oh God! The bridge is out Harry! The bridge is out!
[Harry's tracked down Helen's supposed paramour, Simon at a used car dealership and test-drives his '57 Chevy]
Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.
Harry Tasker So basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that.
What are you, a Boy Scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.
Harry But what about their husbands?
Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean? [laughs]
Harry [fake laughs]
Those idiots!
[Harry is reading the tapped phone conversations from Helen, and notices something, pulling over.]
My turn to drive?
Harry Tasker Give me the page.
What are you talking about?
Harry This jumps from page 9 to page 11. Where's page 10?
Harry [shouts]
Give me the goddamn page! [smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist.]
[Gibson looks at the window, then stares blankly at Harry]
OK. [Quickly grabs page 10 from coat]
[Harry, in handcuffs, is giving in to the truth serum Dr. Samir injected him with]
Is there anything you want to tell me before we start?
Harry Tasker Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
I see...How, exactly?
Tasker
First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
And what makes you think you can do all that?
Tasker
You know my handcuffs?
Hmm...
Tasker
[holds up his uncuffed hands]
I picked them.
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