Spencer Trilby Sweet Jesus, Harry, you surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?
Played by Charlton Heston 
True Lies (1994) · 72 quotes
True Lies (1994) · 72 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in True Lies (1994): in 28 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry Tasker (20), Albert Gibson (12), Helen Tasker (5)
So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
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Don't be ridiculous, she's only - what is she now?
She's fourteen!
She's fourteen years old!
Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
Helen is having an affair.
Welcome to the club!
Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby Why?
Probably because it sounds scary.
Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Are we going to die?
Yep!
Have you ever killed anyone?
Yeah, but they were all bad.
Looks like she could suck start a leaf blower, Titties that make you want to sit up and ask for buttermilk, ass like a 10 year old boy.
You tell on me, I'll tell on you.
What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
You knew about that?
Uh-huh.
Helicopter Pilot
[Talking about Helen Tasker, in a car with Simon.]
Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo.
The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...
No... Doris.
Care to tango?
Yes, I would.
Assholes.
[hacking the computer]
Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt and I am goin...
Just copy the goddamn files, OK?
But what about their husbands?
Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.
Well that worked real good. Right out of the old front gate.
Can you lean back for a second...
[Harry shoots two remaining pursuers.]
Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
Your horse?
I know what this is...
I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
[Harry is commandeering a Harrier to rescue his daughter.]
Harry, do you realize it has been, if fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.
First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking you neck.
And how are you going to do all that?
You know my handcuffs?
Hmm...
Dickhead.
Blow me.
Party Guard
Can I see your invitation?
Sure, here's my invitation. [blows shed sky-high]
[Harry is reading the tapped phone conversations from Helen, and notices something, pulling over.]
Give me the page!
What?
This jumps from page 9 to page 11.
[Harry smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist. Gibson looks at the window, and quickly grabs page 10 from his coat.]
OK.
Spencer Trilby You're on Harry's team, right.
Yes.
Spencer Trilby So what makes you think that the slack I cut him in anyway translates to you?
The bridge is out!
What?
The bridge it out!
I can't hear you!
[Harry then points at the broken bridge.] [panicing]
Oh God! The bridge is out Harry! The bridge is out!
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