John Kimble But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.
Most-quoted character in Kindergarten Cop (1990): in 33 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Detective Phoebe O'Hara (3)
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.
More lines from John Kimble
26 quotes John Kimble John Kimble Hey. I'm a police officer.
John Kimble I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!
John Kimble Bring your toy back to the carpet!
John Kimble I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.
John Kimble You lack discipline!
John Kimble Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!
John Kimble Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
John Kimble Stop it!
John Kimble Shut up!!!
John Kimble Kimble: I have a headache
John Kimble Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! (pronounced TOOMAH)
I'm detective John Kimble.
John Kimble There (deer) is no bathroom!
John Kimble Take it back!
John Kimble My name is John Kimble [**** shotgun] and I love my car.
John Kimble Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet!
John Kimble I'm the party pooper.
John Kimble Hi, Cindy...
John Kimble I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.
John Kimble You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.
John Kimble Stop whining!
John Kimble If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you. [snaps pencil]
John Kimble [in German]
This makes me angry as Hell! Now I'm angry!
John Kimble It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor...at all.
John Kimble [to Eleanor]
Go to Hell.
John Kimble [to Crisp]
It's murder one this time. Now you're mine.
Scenes with John Kimble
6 scenes
Kimble
How do I look?
Take off the gun.
Kimble
That's a good idea.
Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
Kimble
Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?
On second thought, take the gun.
Listen, Kimble. You've gotta handle this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.
Kimble
[nods]
No fear.
No fear.
Kimble
This is your new class mascot.
Boy
What happened to your dog?
Kimble
This is not a dog. This is a ferret.
Girl
What's a ferret?
Kimble
[showing them his ferret in a way]
That's a ferret.
Kids
Oh.
Lowell
If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.
Kimble
No, that's not true. He never bites.
Girl
Can I pet him?
Kimble
Sure, but one at a time, okay?
[after his first day, John comes back and collapses on his bed]
John? Are you there? [Tiredly walks into John's room] How did it go?
Kimble
Go away.
It went that well, huh?
Kimble
You take over tomorrow.
And blow our cover? Can't do it.
Kimble
They're horrible.
Tell me about it.
Joseph Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Kimble
[the kids laugh hysterically] [sarcastically]
Thanks for the tip.
Kimble
Freeze!
Kimble
[the two kissing children scream out of fright]
Don't you know the building is on fire?
Kissing Boy We-we thought it was just another drill.
Kimble
Well, get out!
Kissing Boy Yes, sir.
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