Mrs. Schlowski
I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?
John Kimble
Arnold Schwarzenegger · 33 quotes
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
Pamela Reed · 5 quotes
Crisp
Richard Tyson · 2 quotes
Cullen Crisp, Sr.
2 quotes
Eleanor Crisp
Carroll Baker · 2 quotes
Kimble's Class
2 quotes
Most scenes together: John Kimble & Detective Phoebe O'Hara (3)
Kindergarten Cop quotes
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Joseph Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Kimble
[the kids laugh hysterically] [sarcastically]
Thanks for the tip.
Joseph My dad's a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long.
Kimble
Freeze!
Kimble
[the two kissing children scream out of fright]
Don't you know the building is on fire?
Kissing Boy We-we thought it was just another drill.
Kimble
Well, get out!
Kissing Boy Yes, sir.
Kimble
How do I look?
Take off the gun.
Kimble
That's a good idea.
Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
Kimble
Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?
On second thought, take the gun.
Kimble
This is your new class mascot.
Boy
What happened to your dog?
Kimble
This is not a dog. This is a ferret.
Girl
What's a ferret?
Kimble
[showing them his ferret in a way]
That's a ferret.
Kids
Oh.
Lowell
If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.
Kimble
No, that's not true. He never bites.
Girl
Can I pet him?
Kimble
Sure, but one at a time, okay?
Miss Schlowski
Your teacher, Mrs. Hagley, had to go on an important trip for a few days.
Lisa
Where'd she go?
Miss Schlowski
That doesn't matter.
Lowell
Did she die?
Miss Schlowski
No, Lowell, she went to see someone.
Lowell
Did they die?
Miss Schlowski
No, Lowell.
Lowell
Everyone dies, you know.
Listen, Kimble. You've gotta handle this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.
Kimble
[nods]
No fear.
No fear.
[after his first day, John comes back and collapses on his bed]
John? Are you there? [Tiredly walks into John's room] How did it go?
Kimble
Go away.
It went that well, huh?
Kimble
You take over tomorrow.
And blow our cover? Can't do it.
Kimble
They're horrible.
Tell me about it.
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! (pronounced TOOMAH)
I'm detective John Kimble.
Shut up!!!
Stop it!
[last words before he got shot 3 times in the chest by John Kimble, killing him]
The boy... is mine! HE'S MY BOY! You get your own goddamn family!
[last words before she got knocked unconscious with a baseball bat by Phoebe O'Hara and arrested for attempted murder of John Kimble]
That's where you're going, you son of a bitch!