I'm the party pooper.
John Kimble
Arnold Schwarzenegger · 33 quotes
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
Pamela Reed · 5 quotes
Crisp
Richard Tyson · 2 quotes
Cullen Crisp, Sr.
2 quotes
Eleanor Crisp
Carroll Baker · 2 quotes
Kimble's Class
2 quotes
Most scenes together: John Kimble & Detective Phoebe O'Hara (3)
Kindergarten Cop quotes
Page 3 of 4If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you. [snaps pencil]
It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor...at all.
Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing. I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah. I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.
Kimble: I have a headache
Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you.
My name is John Kimble [**** shotgun] and I love my car.
Stop whining!
Take it back!
There (deer) is no bathroom!
Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!
Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.
Where's my grandson?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.