A scene from Kindergarten Cop 1990
Kimble

This is your new class mascot.

Boy

What happened to your dog?

Kimble

This is not a dog. This is a ferret.

Girl

What's a ferret?

Kimble

[showing them his ferret in a way]

That's a ferret.

Kids

Oh.

Lowell

If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.

Kimble

No, that's not true. He never bites.

Girl

Can I pet him?

Kimble

Sure, but one at a time, okay?

In this scene

L Lowell Ben McCreary
G Girl Tiffany Reaves

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