Matt Stone movie quotes
22 quotes from 3 movies
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) as Kyle
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Kyle: You're late, Cartman!
Cartman: [rubbing his rear] I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle: Your behind?
Cartman: I have to say "behind", 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass". [gets shocked by the V-chip] Ow!
Cartman: [rubbing his rear] I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle: Your behind?
Cartman: I have to say "behind", 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass". [gets shocked by the V-chip] Ow!
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[at South Park Elementary, the class sings "Uncle ****a". Then Mr. Garrison enters and the class stops singing.]
Mr. Garrison: [as Mr. Hat] Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [normal voice] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ****. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison. [Cartman mocks Kyle in a high-pitched, gibberish voice] SHUT UP, FAT BOY!
Cartman: AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YA ****IN' JEW!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****in’ fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "****" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [muffled] ****.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity-****-****-****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
[everyone gasps in shock]
Mr. Garrison: [outraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone and clears throat] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
[Garrison stands rooted to the spot, furiously speechless]
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
Mr. Garrison: [as Mr. Hat] Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [normal voice] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ****. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison. [Cartman mocks Kyle in a high-pitched, gibberish voice] SHUT UP, FAT BOY!
Cartman: AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YA ****IN' JEW!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****in’ fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "****" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [muffled] ****.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity-****-****-****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
[everyone gasps in shock]
Mr. Garrison: [outraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone and clears throat] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
[Garrison stands rooted to the spot, furiously speechless]
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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Cartman: [he, Kyle and Stan walk up to Kenny's corpse] I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $100.
Kyle: Come on, Cartman, it's not your fault.
Cartman: No, I know. I'm just ****in’ stoked I don't have to pay him.
Kyle: [angrily and sarcastically] Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat ****!
[the boys' mothers barge into the ER.]
Sheila: So, boys, you saw that movie again?
Boys: [miserably] Yes.
Sheila: Well, Kyle, I have had it! You are grounded for the next two weeks!
[the boys gasp in horror]
Kyle: [shocked] Grounded?
Sharon: And you, Stan, come on. [Stan exits, and the other two follow]
Liane: And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
Cartman: 'EY, WHY AM I GROUNDED MORE?! THAT'S **** BULLSHIT!
Sheila: W-W-WHAT?! What was that word, young man?!
Kyle: Come on, Cartman, it's not your fault.
Cartman: No, I know. I'm just ****in’ stoked I don't have to pay him.
Kyle: [angrily and sarcastically] Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat ****!
[the boys' mothers barge into the ER.]
Sheila: So, boys, you saw that movie again?
Boys: [miserably] Yes.
Sheila: Well, Kyle, I have had it! You are grounded for the next two weeks!
[the boys gasp in horror]
Kyle: [shocked] Grounded?
Sharon: And you, Stan, come on. [Stan exits, and the other two follow]
Liane: And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
Cartman: 'EY, WHY AM I GROUNDED MORE?! THAT'S **** BULLSHIT!
Sheila: W-W-WHAT?! What was that word, young man?!
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) as Kenny
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[at South Park Elementary, the class sings "Uncle ****a". Then Mr. Garrison enters and the class stops singing.]
Mr. Garrison: [as Mr. Hat] Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [normal voice] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ****. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison. [Cartman mocks Kyle in a high-pitched, gibberish voice] SHUT UP, FAT BOY!
Cartman: AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YA ****IN' JEW!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****in’ fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "****" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [muffled] ****.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity-****-****-****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
[everyone gasps in shock]
Mr. Garrison: [outraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone and clears throat] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
[Garrison stands rooted to the spot, furiously speechless]
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
Mr. Garrison: [as Mr. Hat] Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [normal voice] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ****. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison. [Cartman mocks Kyle in a high-pitched, gibberish voice] SHUT UP, FAT BOY!
Cartman: AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YA ****IN' JEW!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****in’ fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "****" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [muffled] ****.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity-****-****-****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
[everyone gasps in shock]
Mr. Garrison: [outraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone and clears throat] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
[Garrison stands rooted to the spot, furiously speechless]
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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Carol: Where do you think you're going?
Kenny: [muffled] I'm going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Carol: You can't, you have to go to church.
Kenny: [muffled] But Mom, I really wanna see the movie!
Carol: Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church, and then when you die and go to Hell, you can answer to Satan!!!
Kenny: [muffled] Okay!
Kenny: [muffled] I'm going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Carol: You can't, you have to go to church.
Kenny: [muffled] But Mom, I really wanna see the movie!
Carol: Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church, and then when you die and go to Hell, you can answer to Satan!!!
Kenny: [muffled] Okay!
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Kenny: [muffled] Satan, you've got to do something!
Satan: [sadly] I can't.
Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: [angrily] Hey! Don't call me fat, butt-****er!
[He shoots pent-up electrical charges out of his fingers, which sends a demon flying into a rock. Cartman suddenly gets an idea and smiles]
Kyle: Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
Cartman: DAMN, SHIT! RESPECT MY **** AUTHORITAH!
[Shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, attacking him]
Saddam Hussein: [getting electrocuted] Aaggh!
Cartman: Yes!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: DOG-SHIT TACO! [attacks Saddam Hussein more, much to everyone's surprise]
Saddam: [gets electrocuted] AAAHH! [falls back on the snow and bounces.] Quick, Satan, do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size. [inhales deeply] BLOOD-DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!
[Attacks Saddam Hussein more]
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before, but don't worry; I can change!
Satan: [in shock] Oh!
Cartman: Okay. [Saddam Hussein smiles evilly, people gasp in horror] Not! [takes a deep breath] ****, SHIT, ****, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, ****, BUTTHOLE, BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!! [shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, who is flown into a rock and severely electrocuted]
Saddam Hussein: [howls in pain, but amid the howls as Satan is horrified] Relax, guy! [To Satan] What are you waiting for, bitch? Destroy him! [Cartman gets startled, then Satan looks back at Saddam in confusion] Come on, you weak, stupid ****-bucket! Save me!
Satan: [enraged] THAT'S IT!!!!! [Picks up Saddam Hussein] I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!
[He throws Saddam Hussein back into Hell]
Saddam Hussein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HEY, GUY! RELAAAAAAAAX!!!! [Saddam Hussein is impaled on a spiky rock, then he sighs in agony and he dies]
Satan: [sadly] I can't.
Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: [angrily] Hey! Don't call me fat, butt-****er!
[He shoots pent-up electrical charges out of his fingers, which sends a demon flying into a rock. Cartman suddenly gets an idea and smiles]
Kyle: Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
Cartman: DAMN, SHIT! RESPECT MY **** AUTHORITAH!
[Shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, attacking him]
Saddam Hussein: [getting electrocuted] Aaggh!
Cartman: Yes!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: DOG-SHIT TACO! [attacks Saddam Hussein more, much to everyone's surprise]
Saddam: [gets electrocuted] AAAHH! [falls back on the snow and bounces.] Quick, Satan, do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size. [inhales deeply] BLOOD-DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!
[Attacks Saddam Hussein more]
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before, but don't worry; I can change!
Satan: [in shock] Oh!
Cartman: Okay. [Saddam Hussein smiles evilly, people gasp in horror] Not! [takes a deep breath] ****, SHIT, ****, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, ****, BUTTHOLE, BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!! [shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, who is flown into a rock and severely electrocuted]
Saddam Hussein: [howls in pain, but amid the howls as Satan is horrified] Relax, guy! [To Satan] What are you waiting for, bitch? Destroy him! [Cartman gets startled, then Satan looks back at Saddam in confusion] Come on, you weak, stupid ****-bucket! Save me!
Satan: [enraged] THAT'S IT!!!!! [Picks up Saddam Hussein] I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!
[He throws Saddam Hussein back into Hell]
Saddam Hussein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HEY, GUY! RELAAAAAAAAX!!!! [Saddam Hussein is impaled on a spiky rock, then he sighs in agony and he dies]
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) as Saddam Hussein
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Saddam Hussein: Oh, boy! I'm so excited! Just one more day until we take over the world! I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean.
Satan: [reading "Saddam Hussein is From Mars, Satan is From Venus"] This book is really interesting. It explains how people communicate differently, like how I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and then you--
Saddam Hussein: Hey, that is interesting! Let's ****!
Satan: [disgusted] Saddam! I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you!
Saddam Hussein: [pulls out a fake dildo from under the covers] Hey, Satan!
Satan: Oh! N-Now that is just not appropriate!
Saddam Hussein: Oh, come on, I'm just **** with you, it's not real! [throws the fake dildo away]
Satan: Oh, well, that's still not appropriate.
Saddam Hussein: [pulls out another fake dildo] Hey, Satan--
Satan: Ah!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, [throws the other fake dildo away] it's not real either! Come on, guy! [Satan gets up from the bed and exits the room]
Satan: [reading "Saddam Hussein is From Mars, Satan is From Venus"] This book is really interesting. It explains how people communicate differently, like how I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and then you--
Saddam Hussein: Hey, that is interesting! Let's ****!
Satan: [disgusted] Saddam! I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you!
Saddam Hussein: [pulls out a fake dildo from under the covers] Hey, Satan!
Satan: Oh! N-Now that is just not appropriate!
Saddam Hussein: Oh, come on, I'm just **** with you, it's not real! [throws the fake dildo away]
Satan: Oh, well, that's still not appropriate.
Saddam Hussein: [pulls out another fake dildo] Hey, Satan--
Satan: Ah!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, [throws the other fake dildo away] it's not real either! Come on, guy! [Satan gets up from the bed and exits the room]
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General Plymkin: Battalion 5, raise your hands. [Battalion 5, made up entirely of African-Americans, including Chef, does so] You will be the all important first attack wave, which we will call "Operation: Human Shield".
Chef: [outraged] Hey, wait a minute!
General Plymkin: Now keep in mind Operation: Human Shield will suffer heavy losses. Battalion 14? [Battalion 14, comprised entirely of Caucasians, raises their hands] Right, you are "Operation: Get Behind the Darkies". You will follow Battalion 5 here, and try not to get killed for God's sake! Are there any questions, men? [Chef raises his hand] Yes, soldier?
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General Plymkin: I don't listen to hip-hop. After that, we will march into the heart of Canada, and we will-- [map begins wigging out, Saddam's visage begins to take over the hologram]
Saddam Hussein: [tauntingly] Comin' to get ya. Comin' to get ya.
General Plymkin: What's wrong with this thing? [hologram shorts out] **** Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here! [Gates enters via soldiers] You told us Windows '98 would be faster and more efficient, with better access to the Internet!
Bill Gates: It is faster, over five million-- [the General shoots Gates in the face]
General Plymkin: All right, men! Get lots of rest, and prepare to fight the Canadian scum! [soldiers cheer]
Chef: [outraged] Hey, wait a minute!
General Plymkin: Now keep in mind Operation: Human Shield will suffer heavy losses. Battalion 14? [Battalion 14, comprised entirely of Caucasians, raises their hands] Right, you are "Operation: Get Behind the Darkies". You will follow Battalion 5 here, and try not to get killed for God's sake! Are there any questions, men? [Chef raises his hand] Yes, soldier?
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General Plymkin: I don't listen to hip-hop. After that, we will march into the heart of Canada, and we will-- [map begins wigging out, Saddam's visage begins to take over the hologram]
Saddam Hussein: [tauntingly] Comin' to get ya. Comin' to get ya.
General Plymkin: What's wrong with this thing? [hologram shorts out] **** Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here! [Gates enters via soldiers] You told us Windows '98 would be faster and more efficient, with better access to the Internet!
Bill Gates: It is faster, over five million-- [the General shoots Gates in the face]
General Plymkin: All right, men! Get lots of rest, and prepare to fight the Canadian scum! [soldiers cheer]
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Kenny: [muffled] Satan, you've got to do something!
Satan: [sadly] I can't.
Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: [angrily] Hey! Don't call me fat, butt-****er!
[He shoots pent-up electrical charges out of his fingers, which sends a demon flying into a rock. Cartman suddenly gets an idea and smiles]
Kyle: Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
Cartman: DAMN, SHIT! RESPECT MY **** AUTHORITAH!
[Shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, attacking him]
Saddam Hussein: [getting electrocuted] Aaggh!
Cartman: Yes!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: DOG-SHIT TACO! [attacks Saddam Hussein more, much to everyone's surprise]
Saddam: [gets electrocuted] AAAHH! [falls back on the snow and bounces.] Quick, Satan, do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size. [inhales deeply] BLOOD-DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!
[Attacks Saddam Hussein more]
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before, but don't worry; I can change!
Satan: [in shock] Oh!
Cartman: Okay. [Saddam Hussein smiles evilly, people gasp in horror] Not! [takes a deep breath] ****, SHIT, ****, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, ****, BUTTHOLE, BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!! [shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, who is flown into a rock and severely electrocuted]
Saddam Hussein: [howls in pain, but amid the howls as Satan is horrified] Relax, guy! [To Satan] What are you waiting for, bitch? Destroy him! [Cartman gets startled, then Satan looks back at Saddam in confusion] Come on, you weak, stupid ****-bucket! Save me!
Satan: [enraged] THAT'S IT!!!!! [Picks up Saddam Hussein] I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!
[He throws Saddam Hussein back into Hell]
Saddam Hussein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HEY, GUY! RELAAAAAAAAX!!!! [Saddam Hussein is impaled on a spiky rock, then he sighs in agony and he dies]
Satan: [sadly] I can't.
Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: [angrily] Hey! Don't call me fat, butt-****er!
[He shoots pent-up electrical charges out of his fingers, which sends a demon flying into a rock. Cartman suddenly gets an idea and smiles]
Kyle: Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
Cartman: DAMN, SHIT! RESPECT MY **** AUTHORITAH!
[Shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, attacking him]
Saddam Hussein: [getting electrocuted] Aaggh!
Cartman: Yes!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: DOG-SHIT TACO! [attacks Saddam Hussein more, much to everyone's surprise]
Saddam: [gets electrocuted] AAAHH! [falls back on the snow and bounces.] Quick, Satan, do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size. [inhales deeply] BLOOD-DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!
[Attacks Saddam Hussein more]
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before, but don't worry; I can change!
Satan: [in shock] Oh!
Cartman: Okay. [Saddam Hussein smiles evilly, people gasp in horror] Not! [takes a deep breath] ****, SHIT, ****, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, ****, BUTTHOLE, BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!! [shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, who is flown into a rock and severely electrocuted]
Saddam Hussein: [howls in pain, but amid the howls as Satan is horrified] Relax, guy! [To Satan] What are you waiting for, bitch? Destroy him! [Cartman gets startled, then Satan looks back at Saddam in confusion] Come on, you weak, stupid ****-bucket! Save me!
Satan: [enraged] THAT'S IT!!!!! [Picks up Saddam Hussein] I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!
[He throws Saddam Hussein back into Hell]
Saddam Hussein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HEY, GUY! RELAAAAAAAAX!!!! [Saddam Hussein is impaled on a spiky rock, then he sighs in agony and he dies]
Team America: World Police (2004) as Chris
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You might have all the others fooled, but not me. Your acting was reckless, and it put us all in danger. The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions! You got it?
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When I got there, they were drunk and outta control. Rumpuscat and McCavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down 'n... I was raped by Mister Mistoffelees!
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Chris: I hate to break this little party, but there are still a lot of bad guys out there.
Gary Johnston: Er-well, then let's show the bad guys the police are back in force!
Lisa: **** yeah.
Gary Johnston: **** yeah.
Gary Johnston: Er-well, then let's show the bad guys the police are back in force!
Lisa: **** yeah.
Gary Johnston: **** yeah.
Orgazmo (1998) as Dave
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You know, I don't wanna sound like a **** or nothin', but I think you've got a really nice ass!
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Dave: I don't wanna sound like a **** or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
Dave: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a **** or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Dave: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a **** or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
Dave: I don't want to sound like a **** or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
Maxxx Orbison: I do what I do, and I make a lot of money. And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are all idiots!
Clark: Yeah!
Maxxx Orbison: Especially you, Clark, you pig-**** hunk of shit!
Clark: Yeah!
Maxxx Orbison: Soon he will be sleeping with the fishes, see.
G-Fresh: Homey don't play that!
G-Fresh: G-Fresh in the mother**** house.
G-Fresh: Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
Dave: My name's Dave
Sancho: I am Sancho
Sancho: Oh my God, it's Orgazmo!
Joe: I'm not Orgazmo!
Sancho: I am Sancho
Dave: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a **** or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Dave: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a **** or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
Dave: I don't want to sound like a **** or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
Maxxx Orbison: I do what I do, and I make a lot of money. And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are all idiots!
Clark: Yeah!
Maxxx Orbison: Especially you, Clark, you pig-**** hunk of shit!
Clark: Yeah!
Maxxx Orbison: Soon he will be sleeping with the fishes, see.
G-Fresh: Homey don't play that!
G-Fresh: G-Fresh in the mother**** house.
G-Fresh: Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
Dave: My name's Dave
Sancho: I am Sancho
Sancho: Oh my God, it's Orgazmo!
Joe: I'm not Orgazmo!
Sancho: I am Sancho
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