Kyle: You're late, Cartman!
Cartman: [rubbing his rear] I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle: Your behind?
Cartman: I have to say "behind", 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass". [gets shocked by the V-chip] Ow!
Cartman: [rubbing his rear] I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle: Your behind?
Cartman: I have to say "behind", 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass". [gets shocked by the V-chip] Ow!
Kyle : You're late, Cartman!
Cartman : [rubbing his rear] I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle : Your behind?
Cartman : I have to say "behind", 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass". [gets shocked by the V-chip] Ow!
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