“All right, this is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics".” – Teacher, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999

Teacher

[at a spelling bee]

All right, this is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics".

Boy

Ah, **** that! Why should I have to **** spell "forensics"?

Kids

Yeah!

Boy

Here you go! [writes on the blackboard] S-U-C-K M-Y A-S-S. Forensics.

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