Saddam Hussein : Oh, boy! I'm so excited! Just one more day until we take over the world! I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean. Satan : [reading "Saddam Hussein is From Mars, Satan is From Venus"] This book is really interesting. It explains how people communicate differently, like how I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and then you-- Saddam Hussein : Hey, that is interesting! Let's ****! Satan : [disgusted] Saddam! I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you! Saddam Hussein : [pulls out a fake dildo from under the covers] Hey, Satan! Satan : Oh! N-Now that is just not appropriate! Saddam Hussein : Oh, come on, I'm just **** with you, it's not real! [throws the fake dildo away] Satan : Oh, well, that's still not appropriate. Saddam Hussein : [pulls out another fake dildo] Hey, Satan-- Satan : Ah! Saddam Hussein : Hey, [throws the other fake dildo away] it's not real either! Come on, guy! [Satan gets up from the bed and exits the room]

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