[at South Park Elementary, the class sings "Uncle ****a". Then Mr. Garrison enters and the class stops singing.] Mr. Garrison : [as Mr. Hat] Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [normal voice] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde? Clyde : Twelve. Mr. Garrison : Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ****. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy. Kyle : I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison. [Cartman mocks Kyle in a high-pitched, gibberish voice] SHUT UP, FAT BOY! Cartman : AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YA ****IN' JEW! Mr. Garrison : Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman : Jew? Kyle : No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****in’ fat ass! Mr. Garrison : Kyle! Cartman : Why the **** not? Mr. Garrison : Eric! Stan : Dude, you just said "****" again! Mr. Garrison : Stanley! Kenny : [muffled] ****. Mr. Garrison : Kenny! Cartman : What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity-****-****-****. Mr. Garrison : How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman : How would you like to suck my balls ? [everyone gasps in shock] Mr. Garrison : [outraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!! Cartman : Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone and clears throat] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?" [Garrison stands rooted to the spot, furiously speechless] Stan : Holy shit, dude.

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