Where do you think you're going?
Kenny I'm going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie.
You can't, you have to go to church.
Kenny But Mom, I really wanna see the movie!
Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church, and then when you die and go to Hell, you can answer to Satan!!!
Kenny Okay!
Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [normal voice] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Twelve.
Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ****. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison. [Cartman mocks Kyle in a high-pitched, gibberish voice] SHUT UP, FAT BOY!
AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YA ****IN' JEW!
Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Jew?
No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****in’ fat ass!
Kyle!
Why the **** not?
Eric!
Dude, you just said "****" again!
Stanley!
Kenny ****.
Kenny!
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity-****-****-****.
How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone and clears throat] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Kenny Satan, you've got to do something!
Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
DAMN, SHIT! RESPECT MY **** AUTHORITAH!
Yes!
Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat.
DOG-SHIT TACO! [attacks Saddam Hussein more, much to everyone's surprise]
Try this on for size. [inhales deeply] BLOOD-DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!
Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before, but don't worry; I can change!
Okay. [Saddam Hussein smiles evilly, people gasp in horror] Not! [takes a deep breath] ****, SHIT, ****, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, ****, BUTTHOLE, BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!! [shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, who is flown into a rock and severely electrocuted]
Relax, guy! [To Satan] What are you waiting for, bitch? Destroy him! [Cartman gets startled, then Satan looks back at Saddam in confusion] Come on, you weak, stupid ****-bucket! Save me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HEY, GUY! RELAAAAAAAAX!!!! [Saddam Hussein is impaled on a spiky rock, then he sighs in agony and he dies]
