Kenny
Satan, you've got to do something!
I can't.
Saddam Hussein
Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Hey! Don't call me fat, butt-****er!
Kyle
Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
DAMN, SHIT! RESPECT MY **** AUTHORITAH!
Saddam Hussein
Aaggh!
Yes!
Saddam Hussein
Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat.
DOG-SHIT TACO! [attacks Saddam Hussein more, much to everyone's surprise]
Saddam
AAAHH! [falls back on the snow and bounces.] Quick, Satan, do something!
Try this on for size. [inhales deeply] BLOOD-DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!
Saddam Hussein
Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before, but don't worry; I can change!
Oh!
Okay. [Saddam Hussein smiles evilly, people gasp in horror] Not! [takes a deep breath] ****, SHIT, ****, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, ****, BUTTHOLE, BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!! [shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein, who is flown into a rock and severely electrocuted]
Saddam Hussein
Relax, guy! [To Satan] What are you waiting for, bitch? Destroy him! [Cartman gets startled, then Satan looks back at Saddam in confusion] Come on, you weak, stupid ****-bucket! Save me!
THAT'S IT!!!!! [Picks up Saddam Hussein] I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!
Saddam Hussein
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HEY, GUY! RELAAAAAAAAX!!!! [Saddam Hussein is impaled on a spiky rock, then he sighs in agony and he dies]
