Denis Leary movie quotes

View Quote Because if we save him he'll grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think he'll hunt?

View Quote Wow! Hoo! yeah! Who's up for round two? [pause; embarrassed] Um, tell the kid to be more careful.

View Quote Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk.

View Quote [after Sid ate some blueberries and licked on his claws] Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.

View Quote (reffering to Ellie) She's not half bad. Crazy and confused but... sweet.

View Quote Possum, about 11 foot tall?

View Quote I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I'm coming down with something.

View Quote [to Sid's family; after the log-sled ride] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

View Quote [After saving Shira] You're welcome. So, care to join our "scurvy crew"?

View Quote I heard that, you twig!

View Quote Anytime, pal! I'm gonna pick the hairs out of your head one by one! You name the place! Yeah, 'cause when you get there, YOU ARE DEAD!

View Quote Let's face it. We stink.

View Quote Buck: No worries, because I've got a plan.
Manny: Really, to stop an asteroid?
Buck: [shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
Granny: That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny: Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.
Buck: I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!
Diego: Well, that's reassuring.
Manny: Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck: Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]
Manny: So what do you think?
Ellie: Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck: [dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!
Diego: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
[They break up]
Manny: Okay...I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie: [salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]
Buck: Excellent!

View Quote Buck: Oh, right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
Diego: Hey, Buck! Welcome back, buddy.
Shira: Wait, this half-a-snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
Buck: And expert salsa dancer. [scats] I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth]
Shira: No thank you.
Buck: And this must be... Nectarine?
Peaches: Um, Peaches.
Buck: Semantics my dear. I am deeply honored.
Julian: Sweet eye-patch. Very gangster.
Buck: Thank you! [to Peaches] I like this kid.

View Quote Sid: [crying] All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask? [crying]
Diego: Why is it so quiet?
Sid: Because the world is mourning my loss. [screams]
Manny: Ellie? Peaches? Where is everyone?
All: Surprise!
Crash and Eddie: Ta-da!
Ellie: Happy Anniversary, honey!
Manny: Anniversary? [realized] Oh, no. That's the thing.
Julian: Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
Peaches: Yeah!
Crash: We wanna see what you got, Ellie.
Eddie: Manny.
All: Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny.
Manny: Hey, hey. Right. Uh... So, how about another hand for Ellie?
Male Molehog: Yeah. Oh.
Female Diatryma: He forgot!
Female Guest: I feel so bad for Ellie.
Manny: Ellie, I... Uh...
All: Ohh. Ahh.
Male Molehog: He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love is for her!
Manny and Sid: Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?
Ellie: Oh, Manny. I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?
Manny: Uh, well... A magician never reveals his secrets.
Ellie: Oh... Thank you.
Diego: I keep picturing our own kid in there. He'd be the best one.
Shira: I think you meant "she."
Diego: He.
Shira: Either way, we've been over this, Diego. Kids are afraid of us.
Diego: Yeah, but why?
Lily: Are they gonna eat us?
Diego and Shira: Hi, kids!
Shira: I even smiled this time.
Peaches: Wow, Dad. Best present ever.
Julian: You, sir, are an education in marital excellence. I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.
Manny: Ow!
Peaches: Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.
Julian: Oh. Surprise!
Manny: You're leaving?
Ellie: I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years.
Peaches: I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while.
Manny: Roam?
Julian: Yeah! Travel, explore, just go wherever. No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. Hors d'oeuvres?
Manny: That's not a plan, or a philosophy or very safe.
Peaches: Dad, we're young. We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. Like you and Mom.
Julian: I think we should just...
Manny: Excuse me! This is a family discussion.
Julian: But aren't I part of your family?
Manny: Not yet; you're not.

View Quote Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm losing my edge. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates.

View Quote [after wiping away tear] So I'm not made of stone.

View Quote [Upon coming across an ankylosaurus shaking with fright and hiding from Rudy] Wuss!

View Quote (after watching Cahill and Doyle's argument, in which Farley nearly goes over the bridge) Yep. I'm real happy about my decision to stick with you guys.

View Quote (on his cb radio) Gilman, may I remind you that I have friends who have absolutely no regard for the sanctity of human life? I pick up the phone, I have your head in a bag on my desk tomorrow morning.

View Quote Poole: You know something? This country's really beautiful.
Farley: Yeah. Kind of reminds me of home.
Poole: (bitingly) Oh, really? How exactly does this remind you of home?
Farley: Well...
Poole: No, Farley, tell me, what is it? The spirit-crushing humidity? The disease-bearing insects? Or is it that special feeling that comes from the knowledge that at any given moment, a sniper's bullet could come spiralling towards your forehead?

View Quote Sid: [sniffles] Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why, why?!
Diego: My guess - because it doesn't have a loser list.

View Quote Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?
Manny: Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?

View Quote Manny: [picking Sid up by the collar with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock] Step away from the stone!
Sid: Why? [runs back over to the rock, only for Manny to take him away from it again]
Manny: You'll break it!
Ellie: [laughing] Sid can't break a rock!
Diego: Don't tempt him.

View Quote [explaining to Spartan why the Scraps live underground] You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Mayer Wiener." You live up top, you live Cocteau's way: what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here... and maybe starve to death.

View Quote [Cocteau's facility has been destroyed]
Chief George Earle: What will we do? How will we live?
Edgar Friendly: I'll tell you what we're gonna do... we're gonna go out drinking, get shit-faced and paint the town literally; put up graffiti, slogans... it'll be a blast!
John Spartan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do: [turns to Earle] Why don't you get a little dirty... [turns to Scraps] ...and you, a lot clean. And somewhere in the middle... I don't know, you'll figure it out.
Alfredo Garcia: ****in' A!
Spartan: Well put.