Cathy Moriarty movie quotes

View Quote Foreplay is for sissies!

View Quote It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-**** or, you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.

View Quote You hormonal hussy! Get up, get up right now!

View Quote I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really.

View Quote God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?

View Quote Ramona: Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory.
Earl Keese: You're really wonderful!
Ramona: That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?

View Quote Celeste Talbert: [accepting an award] Ohhh, there's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...
[At their table]
Ariel Maloney: Bitch!
David Barnes: Hag!
Montana Moorehead: I hate her so much!

View Quote Montana Moorehead: [as Lori, Celeste, And Jeffrey kiss and make up]WAIT! Wait! But I'm carrying his child!
Jeffrey Anderson: I didn't sleep with her! Will somebody please believe me?!
Edmund Edwards: [offstage, delighted] This is what I meant. This is what I told them to do. This is soap opera!
[Ariel and Rose enter as doctors]
Jeffrey Anderson: Doctor!
Ariel Maloney: A second opinion... this is Dr. Frans Blau of the sex change clinic in Bethesda, Maryland.
Rose Schwartz: [German accent] Thank you. Dr. Randall, after extensive investigations, I've come to the conclusion that it's virtually impossible for you to have impregnated your nurse, Montana Moorehead, because before she came to our little clinic, she was... Milton Moorehead of Syosset, Long Island.
[Rose opens the high school yearbook showing Montana's teenage boy photo]
Rose Schwartz: [normal voice] Hello.
Montana Moorehead: [shouts and runs off] NO! NO! NO!
Edmund Edwards: [offstage] She's a boy!
[long, incredulous pause]
David Barnes: Yeah, well we knew that. [starts gagging]
Edmund Edwards: Are you okay?
David Barnes: [weak voice] I'm fine. I'm just going to go congratulate the others.

View Quote Lori Craven: [bursting into David's office] We need to talk. Look, I don't care WHAT Tawny Miller says. This hat makes me look like the GOD damned Tweety Bird. [to Montana] Do you mind?
Montana Moorehead: You, you're asking me to leave?
Lori Craven: That's right. I'm asking you to leave.
Montana Moorehead: David...
David Barnes: Miss Moorehead, may Miss Craven and I have a moment alone, please?
Montana Moorehead: No problem. I'm a professional. I do things professionally. [storms out] I hate you! I hate you, you pig!
David Barnes: She's got a lot of spirit.
Lori Craven: She's a deranged bitch!